I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

We are all miss Blaseball.

It should be illegal for commercials to depict fantastical scenarios. I just saw a “gorilla” help “Santa” repair a chimney with “Gorilla Glue”. Do you know how that warps us? To chiefly encounter the fantastical when it’s whored for a product?

Guess I’ll just keep making dumb stuff until the earth explodes