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Matthias The Bard
@matthias.the-bard.uk
34 UK He/Him | Grey-ace & Single | Furry-Adjacent Human | Belly Obsessed | Into Strange Kinks (Vore, Macro/Micro) | PFP by @slipperysqueaks.bsky.social | Banner by Maxbearts on FA

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Come climb Mt. Belly this #TummyTuesday
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Upshot for #TummyTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've given Gridmaster a good go too! Don't think I'll finish in time though😅
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
2 months of grind in RuneScape's first limited-time Leagues game mode and I finally received my Dragon Catalyst Trophy and Leagues outfit rewards! ❤️

(The cape isn't part of the outfit but is an achievement in itself, the off-hand sword just looked cool and kinda fits with the vibe! 🥰)
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Cleo's found a nice cozy spot right next to my belly 😻
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Since I haven't done one in a while, here's a #TummyTuesday for those who partake
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Victory! It took me something like a month and a half of grind, but I did it! Dragon Trophy in Runescape Leagues with time to spare!
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I love the way two dragons like me going for a Dragon Trophy! XP
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
How can something feel so close, yet so far... I can almost taste that sweet Dragon Trophy!
#RuneScape
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Could companies PLEASE stop leaking my personal data... FOR FIVE MINUTES!!
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Hunting for the Giant Squirrel pet in Old School RuneScape. One of several ludicrously rare skilling pets, this one tied to the Agility skill.

I've been running around a sodding iceberg in a penguin suit for 7000 laps now which, at around 55 laps an hour, works out to around 130 hours of my life 💀
August 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's my favourite day of the week! Happy #TummyTuesday! ✨
July 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
So yesterday my friend @keebz.bsky.social helped me be brave enough to try going bald to see how it looks. I'm kind of into it, what do you think? (Also featuring very cuddly doggo!) 🥰
July 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Oh go on then. Have a tummy for Tuesday. As a treat.
June 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This bot reply to a vorny comment is killing me 😭😭😭

Pretty sure @vikeburr.bsky.social had a different kind of protein snack in mind... (The wriggling squirming kind~)
June 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Took this photo for someone very dear to me and thought it looked pretty good, so now you all get to see it too~!
May 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Happy sunlit #WideWednesday from the Scottish Highlands
May 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
First week back doing a gym routine again has got me like this

(🎨 by @/slipperysqueaks.bsky.social)
May 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Can't have my morning cup of tea at work without this mug I found in the office kitchen cupboard, starting my day right! ✨
April 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Happy #TummyTuesday lovely people! I started back at the gym today but holy hell am I weak after so long. Got a long way to go
April 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Coffee Calamity ☕

A joint commission featuring Zorin and Chris (@chrisamminus.bsky.social), @greenhusky.bsky.social, @kulmir.bsky.social, and myself!
🎨 by @molnyshko.bsky.social

Zorin really should've looked a little closer before downing his morning coffee...

www.furaffinity.net/view/60360653/
March 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy late #TummyTuesday and/or early #WideWednesday!
March 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Cleo finally paid the price for being one of Dio's henchmen... Wait, she wants me to keep going?! XD

Filmed by @keebz.bsky.social 🧡
March 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
TikTok is such a well designed app...
March 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am seriously not good at taking good #TummyTuesday shots with good lighting etc. but here you go anyway
February 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM