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Matthew Tarpy
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In recovery. Dipshit from Chicago. Transplanted Ohioan. Proud Tartan. Father to Dexter. Catdad. Gamer (Destiny 2). Politics Junkie. THE Ohio State University fan. matthewtarpy.com (obligatory: my opinions are my own)
Happy 2nd birthday to my ride or die, Cayde! #OneOrangeBraincell
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
As always, @notredame.bsky.social is a bunch of petty little bitches...
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Kif, inform the men that I've arrived.
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dr. Moon!
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy #Caturday from Lifeguard Bob making sure you're safe in the big, scary bathtub!
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@bungie.net I'm starting to get really worried about you... #Destiny2
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This checks out... #OneOrangeBraincell
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@bungie.net let me ask you a simple question: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BREAK EXODUS GARDEN 2A?!?! Seriously, what the fuck? #Destiny2
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I feel like these two Troublemakers are walking into some casino caper... #CatsOfBluesky #Catsky #HalloweenKittyCombo
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
@cmu.edu can we talk? You feeling OK over the in the Burgh?
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Spent more time on Twitch this year than I thought...
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Thank God that is done (and lol it's the night before Renegades...) #Destiny2
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Finally got there with about 40 hours left on the expansion... #Destiny2
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Pretty sure The Architects still hate me... #Destiny2
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tater Tot and Bob wishing you an early #Caturday!
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What in the actual fuck, @cmu.edu?
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I mean, yes?
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Flight Aware has aircraft as turkies today...
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pete Hegseth has the smallest dick known to man. It's clearly eating him up that Kelly is the type of man he wants to be and knows he will never measure up to...
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*ahem*
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My Orange Boi, that I found under the dumper of my apartment complex in the pouring rain at seven weeks old, has fixed my heart in ways I can't even begin to put into words.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The OG spicy #Tortie Bean feeling like a kitten again! #CatsOfBluesky #Catsky
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM