Pronounced Jakes
@matthewjaques.bsky.social
Kilt Guy, Part time Jolly Old Elf, Full Time Utah Man #ThinkCelestial
10 wins. Going to a bowl game. Time to celebrate this Utah football season with a couple of Ute Dogs… (funeral potatoes and fry sauce on all beef Nathan’s)
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
10 wins. Going to a bowl game. Time to celebrate this Utah football season with a couple of Ute Dogs… (funeral potatoes and fry sauce on all beef Nathan’s)
Remember those turkey hands the kids color in…. Here’s what they really look like #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Remember those turkey hands the kids color in…. Here’s what they really look like #HappyThanksgiving
Tree’s up… ornaments are tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Tree’s up… ornaments are tomorrow
After that win, had to continue Dark mode at church today
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
After that win, had to continue Dark mode at church today
Just a proud dad over here, posting a picture of his daughter… love this kid so much. (She bought a new dress to go to a wedding)
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just a proud dad over here, posting a picture of his daughter… love this kid so much. (She bought a new dress to go to a wedding)
Upgraded the outfit for this year. New suit, new vest, new boots, etc…
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Upgraded the outfit for this year. New suit, new vest, new boots, etc…
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
Available for family parties, ward parties, schools, libraries, weddings, photo shoots, or whatever else you may need a Santa for. Let me know
Once a year and only once a year. 7 years and we still miss you. #WearBlueforKaiden
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Once a year and only once a year. 7 years and we still miss you. #WearBlueforKaiden
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
I wear this once a year in memory of this sweet niece of ours, but maybe we can all take a minute to remember those who have left us too soon.
Post you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Post you from a different era
Fill in the blank. (There may be more than one correct answer)
September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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100 days until Christmas! Good times to make your plans to have Santa check in with your family, in person or by video call. Even weddings are on the table in some places. Santa can make it happen. Contact for more details. #HOx3
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
100 days until Christmas! Good times to make your plans to have Santa check in with your family, in person or by video call. Even weddings are on the table in some places. Santa can make it happen. Contact for more details. #HOx3
Final score 31-6 for the Utes. Post game show brought to you by Wilco - Glad It’s Over
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Final score 31-6 for the Utes. Post game show brought to you by Wilco - Glad It’s Over
That scoring drive is presented by JB…. Not Jack Bauer, Jackson Bennee
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
That scoring drive is presented by JB…. Not Jack Bauer, Jackson Bennee
The Utah football offense on this drive
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Utah football offense on this drive
Enjoy tonight’s entertainment, William Shakespeare’s classic, A Comedy of Errors, presented by the first half of Utah Football 🤦🏻
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Enjoy tonight’s entertainment, William Shakespeare’s classic, A Comedy of Errors, presented by the first half of Utah Football 🤦🏻
Reason #1876374 why I will never be called to be a bishop… cause my first message might sound like this. 😉
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Reason #1876374 why I will never be called to be a bishop… cause my first message might sound like this. 😉
Out for a walk after work. Thinking my friend Jason, who is no longer w/ us. He always said “Love is the answer”. Love your family/friends. Love your enemies. Love those who agree/disagree with you. Love those who root for the other football team. Just love and things get better
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Out for a walk after work. Thinking my friend Jason, who is no longer w/ us. He always said “Love is the answer”. Love your family/friends. Love your enemies. Love those who agree/disagree with you. Love those who root for the other football team. Just love and things get better
Even Santa gets new cloths sometimes
August 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Even Santa gets new cloths sometimes
With apologies to my other persona… it’s the most wonderful time of the year.
August 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
With apologies to my other persona… it’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Galactus the Carpathian.
August 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Galactus the Carpathian.
Took the day off to go the temple. Wore one of my nicer kilts and as I was walking in, a Polynesian brother was just walking out wearing his Ie faitaga. We stopped looked at each other, pointed and gave the nod of respect…😂
August 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Took the day off to go the temple. Wore one of my nicer kilts and as I was walking in, a Polynesian brother was just walking out wearing his Ie faitaga. We stopped looked at each other, pointed and gave the nod of respect…😂
I see people complaining that James Gunn “changed” Superman.
This is Superman and the #SupermanMovie fits in perfectly with the character’s legacy.
This is Superman and the #SupermanMovie fits in perfectly with the character’s legacy.
July 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I see people complaining that James Gunn “changed” Superman.
This is Superman and the #SupermanMovie fits in perfectly with the character’s legacy.
This is Superman and the #SupermanMovie fits in perfectly with the character’s legacy.
Lately… this one
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lately… this one