Matthew Horton
@matthewhorton.com
Top rollmo’ star. Writer. Media node. Author of the 33 1/3 on George Michael’s Faith. Arsenal. Running. Dartford.
https://matthewhorton.com
https://matthewhorton.com
What the absolute fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What the absolute fuck.
Will needs to lean into the 'cheap Casio when your watch breaks' market.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Will needs to lean into the 'cheap Casio when your watch breaks' market.
No, she's always making me go there to pick up snow shovels and milk frothers.
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
No, she's always making me go there to pick up snow shovels and milk frothers.
My wife talks about circling all the toys she wanted for Christmas in the Argos catalogue. Maybe this is targeted at North West Kent.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My wife talks about circling all the toys she wanted for Christmas in the Argos catalogue. Maybe this is targeted at North West Kent.
"Got any Hyper Go Go?"
"Step away from the booth, legate"
"Step away from the booth, legate"
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
"Got any Hyper Go Go?"
"Step away from the booth, legate"
"Step away from the booth, legate"
They put on a pretty entertaining season altogether.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They put on a pretty entertaining season altogether.
Ah no, he was with Kieron Dyer. Batty and Le Saux.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ah no, he was with Kieron Dyer. Batty and Le Saux.
You've got me there. I didn't even know Jesso Jr had resurfaced.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You've got me there. I didn't even know Jesso Jr had resurfaced.
Probably fair. I haven't listened to it for so long, but it's so bound up in me being 17/18 that I never lost my affection for it. I reached for XTRMNTR first though. Maybe I'll revisit the debut today.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Probably fair. I haven't listened to it for so long, but it's so bound up in me being 17/18 that I never lost my affection for it. I reached for XTRMNTR first though. Maybe I'll revisit the debut today.
"That's a great question..."
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"That's a great question..."
Every time I transcribe an interview I always include all that and usually wonder why. I've decided it's a warm-up. (Obviously don't publish any of it).
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Every time I transcribe an interview I always include all that and usually wonder why. I've decided it's a warm-up. (Obviously don't publish any of it).
Ah cool. Shouldn't be long now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Ah cool. Shouldn't be long now.