matthewdichter.bsky.social
@matthewdichter.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As long as we're not worried about fact checking. I can only assume is accurate....
September 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The only way to monitor bathrooms is to inspect everyone. Why would anyone want this?

I'm glad we cleared enough budget to hire thousands of Panty Inspectors.
July 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
April 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We're trying to use ChatGPT to see what our pets look like as humans and apparently our cat Roosevelt is what it would look like if @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and Jon Hamm had a baby.
April 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Then two years later, we got Deluxe Paint II for our Apple IIGS.
April 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Lol. It looks like the Ivanpah Solar Energy plant out in the Mojave desert.
March 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not a bad idea, tbh. Who would be today's Vidal and Buckley that you'd like to see opine on PornHub between your sessions? 🤔🤭
January 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM