Matt Ex Machina
@matthewdahlberg.bsky.social
Scientist, gamer, and a fan of science fiction. Doing my best in a difficult world
Whenever I see headlines like this, I thank my lucky stars that I never liked anything Harry Potter
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Whenever I see headlines like this, I thank my lucky stars that I never liked anything Harry Potter
"Those vaccines are much more dangerous than pancreatic cancer." - RFK jr probably
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Those vaccines are much more dangerous than pancreatic cancer." - RFK jr probably
The two aren't mutually exclusive
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The two aren't mutually exclusive
Don't worry, he'll have forgotten by tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Don't worry, he'll have forgotten by tomorrow
Honey wake up! The new episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 just dropped!
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Honey wake up! The new episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 just dropped!
If you're not going to make an Imperial Webway, get off the Golden Throne and make room for someone who will!
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you're not going to make an Imperial Webway, get off the Golden Throne and make room for someone who will!
Living examples of the Dunning–Kruger effect
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Living examples of the Dunning–Kruger effect
Looks like Junith Eruita to me
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Looks like Junith Eruita to me
I'm sure the supreme court is on the verge of banning dancing for any reason
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm sure the supreme court is on the verge of banning dancing for any reason
If Newsom gets the Democratic nomination, it will be 2016 all over again
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If Newsom gets the Democratic nomination, it will be 2016 all over again
I recently discovered your YouTube channel while looking for advice on how to run Call of Cthulhu (I started running games this year). I look forward to implementing some of your advice on running games.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I recently discovered your YouTube channel while looking for advice on how to run Call of Cthulhu (I started running games this year). I look forward to implementing some of your advice on running games.
Nightmarish icosahedron
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Nightmarish icosahedron
Don't forget all the anti-trans things that he's said
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Don't forget all the anti-trans things that he's said
I'm willing to bet if he gets charged with murder, he'll get a pardon from the president
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm willing to bet if he gets charged with murder, he'll get a pardon from the president
If you've spent your life as a Call of Cthulhu Keeper because you like watching people suffer, you've got a future in middle management in corporate America
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you've spent your life as a Call of Cthulhu Keeper because you like watching people suffer, you've got a future in middle management in corporate America
Hegseth sure seems pretty confident that he won't face any consequences
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hegseth sure seems pretty confident that he won't face any consequences
I can't tell if the dimensions are wrong, but I sure hope that they are way off
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I can't tell if the dimensions are wrong, but I sure hope that they are way off
Then they need to follow through
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Then they need to follow through
*placing my hand on your shoulder* "I'm afraid so"
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
*placing my hand on your shoulder* "I'm afraid so"
"You probably wouldn't be dead if you lost some weight"
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"You probably wouldn't be dead if you lost some weight"
I need to start drinkin'
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I need to start drinkin'
When they find your corpse your fingers will be tightly clutching the rider for your funeral
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When they find your corpse your fingers will be tightly clutching the rider for your funeral
American politics is so far to the right that people in the center seem like they are far left
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
American politics is so far to the right that people in the center seem like they are far left
Obama ran on things like making abortion law and closing Gitmo. I don't remember him ever saying that about marriage.
Harris was a very flawed candidate. There were numerous factors that led to her defeat. Including, but not limited to, not condemning Israel commiting genocide.
Harris was a very flawed candidate. There were numerous factors that led to her defeat. Including, but not limited to, not condemning Israel commiting genocide.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Obama ran on things like making abortion law and closing Gitmo. I don't remember him ever saying that about marriage.
Harris was a very flawed candidate. There were numerous factors that led to her defeat. Including, but not limited to, not condemning Israel commiting genocide.
Harris was a very flawed candidate. There were numerous factors that led to her defeat. Including, but not limited to, not condemning Israel commiting genocide.