Matt Goolsby 🫘
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Sure, geology rocks, but geography is really where it’s at!
He/him, babies!
He/him, babies!
Keep talking about Rob Reiner, Donald!
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Keep talking about Rob Reiner, Donald!
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
JD Vance Wants to Ban Number ‘6-7’ After Viral Trend
Vice President JD Vance recently took to social media and spoke about the viral “6-7” trend, saying the numbers should be banned. He recalled an incident at church when a similar page number came up d...
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December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump asks again why the U.S. doesn’t have more immigrants from “Norway and Sweden”?
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump asks again why the U.S. doesn’t have more immigrants from “Norway and Sweden”?
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
Because, Mr. President, compared to the socialist Scandinavian countries, the U.S. is a s#!thole, especially in the last year, for some reason.
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The “FIFA Peace Prize”!?!?
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December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The “FIFA Peace Prize”!?!?
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I’ve been Whammed.
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ve been Whammed.
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
Pro tip: Stay away from the NPR News Now podcast!
November 28, 2025
Podcast Episode · Letters from an American · 11/29/2025 · 17m
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November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, Arrested For Tax Evasion — theonion.com/farmer-who-c...
Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, Arrested For Tax Evasion
DYERSVILLE, IA—After allegedly listening to voices in his head instructing him to clear out a significant portion of his crops to construct a baseball diamond, sources close to local man Tom Petrillo,...
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November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, Arrested For Tax Evasion — theonion.com/farmer-who-c...
Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator — theonion.com/smooth-opera...
Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator
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November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator — theonion.com/smooth-opera...
Release the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Release the Epstein files.
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Amarillo is one of the reddest towns in Texas.
But I showed up because our campaign is not writing off any community.
It was standing room only.
But I showed up because our campaign is not writing off any community.
It was standing room only.
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Amarillo is one of the reddest towns in Texas.
But I showed up because our campaign is not writing off any community.
It was standing room only.
But I showed up because our campaign is not writing off any community.
It was standing room only.
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Last Saturday my little community raised $10,000 for Feeding America, which they turn into 100,000 meals. I run a meme account and have done more for the hungry in this country than the president, who is intentionally starving women and children for no reason.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Last Saturday my little community raised $10,000 for Feeding America, which they turn into 100,000 meals. I run a meme account and have done more for the hungry in this country than the president, who is intentionally starving women and children for no reason.
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From Gov Newsom’s office…
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
From Gov Newsom’s office…
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