Matt Helgeson
@matthelgeson.bsky.social
Weird rock music, old rappers, ex- Game Informer editior, host of CrossFade: Dueling Album Reviews podcast, SEO/content by day.
it's so crazy how inaccurate Google has become on the most simple questions. About half of these are wrong, but my god Wynton Marsalis? The guy who LITERALLY CAN'T GO MORE THAN 2 SENTENCES WITHOUT MENTIONING NEW ORLEANS?
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it's so crazy how inaccurate Google has become on the most simple questions. About half of these are wrong, but my god Wynton Marsalis? The guy who LITERALLY CAN'T GO MORE THAN 2 SENTENCES WITHOUT MENTIONING NEW ORLEANS?
Found the world's most important magazine in the lunch room at work today.
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Found the world's most important magazine in the lunch room at work today.
Twin Cities folx: less than 2 weeks to Field Hospitals CD release show at the Fraternal Order of Eagles #34 in Minneapolis. We have two great bands (Dallas Orbiter and Superfloor) on the bill as well as DJ Biggie Schaals.
August 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Twin Cities folx: less than 2 weeks to Field Hospitals CD release show at the Fraternal Order of Eagles #34 in Minneapolis. We have two great bands (Dallas Orbiter and Superfloor) on the bill as well as DJ Biggie Schaals.
You gotta come original
July 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You gotta come original
"Seldom heard of and hardly seen/a whole lotta talk about the red, black, and green"
July 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Seldom heard of and hardly seen/a whole lotta talk about the red, black, and green"
Every time I listen to this I realize I have just as many lines from this floating around in my head as I do from Illmatic.
June 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Every time I listen to this I realize I have just as many lines from this floating around in my head as I do from Illmatic.
Tonight at the legendary Palmer Bar on the West Bank!
June 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Tonight at the legendary Palmer Bar on the West Bank!
These fake "wrong number" text messages scammers are too much fun.
June 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
These fake "wrong number" text messages scammers are too much fun.
On top of everything, the upper Midwest is on the verge of civil war.
June 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
On top of everything, the upper Midwest is on the verge of civil war.
Only people who live in South Minneapolis will understand how amazing this is.
June 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Only people who live in South Minneapolis will understand how amazing this is.
Hands down some of the best writing on the Internet is in YouTube comments on old songs #BrianWilson rest easy
June 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hands down some of the best writing on the Internet is in YouTube comments on old songs #BrianWilson rest easy
Excellent mail day courtesy of the fine folks at www.noquarter.net
May 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Excellent mail day courtesy of the fine folks at www.noquarter.net
Walking With a Panther - LL Cool J (Def Jam, 1989)
May 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Walking With a Panther - LL Cool J (Def Jam, 1989)
Since Pynchon is back in the news, I'll post this quote I've thought about almost every week for the past 8 years or so.
April 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Since Pynchon is back in the news, I'll post this quote I've thought about almost every week for the past 8 years or so.
A coward dies a thousand deaths.
March 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A coward dies a thousand deaths.
Bring back meat jeans not this woke crap!
March 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bring back meat jeans not this woke crap!
Hey let's check in on Twitter
January 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hey let's check in on Twitter
trying to distract myself by listening to Quincy Jones produced stuff, this is the most obvious choice ever but goddamn this just sounds EXPENSIVE in the best possible sense of the word. Not sure if you could make a pop record that sounds better than this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURR...
November 4, 2024 at 9:53 PM
trying to distract myself by listening to Quincy Jones produced stuff, this is the most obvious choice ever but goddamn this just sounds EXPENSIVE in the best possible sense of the word. Not sure if you could make a pop record that sounds better than this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURR...
for very important reasons, I was looking at CJ Ramome's Wikipedia page today and found the greatest band name ever, Guitar Pete's Axe Attack
July 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
for very important reasons, I was looking at CJ Ramome's Wikipedia page today and found the greatest band name ever, Guitar Pete's Axe Attack
much to think about
July 10, 2024 at 9:44 PM
much to think about