Matt from Queens 🌱
@mattfromqueens.bsky.social
📍Astoria, NY
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Free Palestine 🇵🇸
A reply guy when 🍃
👨🏻🔬🌇🌱⛰️☀️☕️🍷⚾️🚴🏼♂️🏳️🌈
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
A reply guy when 🍃
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Worst rage: navigating Trader Joe’s on a Sunday morning.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Worst rage: navigating Trader Joe’s on a Sunday morning.
After a successful silly Saturday, this Burger King Diet Coke is giving me back the life that has left my body
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
After a successful silly Saturday, this Burger King Diet Coke is giving me back the life that has left my body
The Netflix franchises listed are not the flex Netflix thinks they are 🥸
Can I give this email a poor review on rotten tomatoes? 🍅
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Netflix franchises listed are not the flex Netflix thinks they are 🥸
There’s nothing in the world quite like an early wake—spin—bake—and ferry kind of morning, esp on a lazy, gloomy Saturday
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There’s nothing in the world quite like an early wake—spin—bake—and ferry kind of morning, esp on a lazy, gloomy Saturday
When that one oomf whose ***/**** I want to ***/**** is juuuust outside your radius and you can see it
a person looking out a window with blinds on
ALT: a person looking out a window with blinds on
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When that one oomf whose ***/**** I want to ***/**** is juuuust outside your radius and you can see it
I’ll actually be offended if you don’t like all the reels I send you when I’m stoned, but that’s no different from how I’ll feel when I’m not stoned so 🤷🏻♂️
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’ll actually be offended if you don’t like all the reels I send you when I’m stoned, but that’s no different from how I’ll feel when I’m not stoned so 🤷🏻♂️
During this smallville binge, I gotta say it’s actually pretty clever how they gradually wrote Clark to mature from a high schooler, into a man, and into a hero so gradually and carefully. Really kinda impressive how unforced it feels, but I’m also stoned so who knows really
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
During this smallville binge, I gotta say it’s actually pretty clever how they gradually wrote Clark to mature from a high schooler, into a man, and into a hero so gradually and carefully. Really kinda impressive how unforced it feels, but I’m also stoned so who knows really
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Huh oh uhm ok well i have some thoughts and ideas 🤓☝🏻
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Huh oh uhm ok well i have some thoughts and ideas 🤓☝🏻
Was anxiety-ignoring text messages, but then made the mistake of posting on my insta story and got called out and it created a whole different kind of anxiety 🥸
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Was anxiety-ignoring text messages, but then made the mistake of posting on my insta story and got called out and it created a whole different kind of anxiety 🥸
In full fight or flight mode after being bullied by a third grader. I need Penjamin!!! 🫨
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In full fight or flight mode after being bullied by a third grader. I need Penjamin!!! 🫨
My school’s CEO got his way and our union is done. And as per usual, those with wealth and power squash the little guys.
EAT THE RICH.
EAT THE RICH.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My school’s CEO got his way and our union is done. And as per usual, those with wealth and power squash the little guys.
EAT THE RICH.
EAT THE RICH.
Are we done with virtue signaling yet? Like I get it, Spotify sucks. But really, what company doesn’t? (hint: it’s not Apple!) I’ve ditched Amazon & Target, I’ve never been to a Hobby Lobby… I’m just doing my best without depriving myself of everything bc I’m not a fucking martyr. Can we chill now?
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Are we done with virtue signaling yet? Like I get it, Spotify sucks. But really, what company doesn’t? (hint: it’s not Apple!) I’ve ditched Amazon & Target, I’ve never been to a Hobby Lobby… I’m just doing my best without depriving myself of everything bc I’m not a fucking martyr. Can we chill now?
I hear Paris is great this time of year
David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey for Variety's Actors On Actors
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hear Paris is great this time of year
My bf is out with friends and didn’t answer my stoned-in-bed FaceTime so I sent him a selfie wearing my night guard, smiling like a doof, and he’s gonna roll his eyes hard but he’ll love it bc honestly I’m adorable sometimes
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My bf is out with friends and didn’t answer my stoned-in-bed FaceTime so I sent him a selfie wearing my night guard, smiling like a doof, and he’s gonna roll his eyes hard but he’ll love it bc honestly I’m adorable sometimes
I remember wanting this shampoo so badly in the 90s. Can you even imagine a kid today wanting shampoo? No tears! The impact!
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I remember wanting this shampoo so badly in the 90s. Can you even imagine a kid today wanting shampoo? No tears! The impact!
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
39 🙃
39 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
39 🙃
39 🙃
Can I tell you something? I’ve been conditioning my mustache in the shower lately and I love it
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Can I tell you something? I’ve been conditioning my mustache in the shower lately and I love it
My belly is shaped like a turkey, and we both know I may be st*ned, but you also know exactly what I meant
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My belly is shaped like a turkey, and we both know I may be st*ned, but you also know exactly what I meant
Put a **** in me, I’m done
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Put a **** in me, I’m done
Wait WHY is Little Jenny Humphrey singing at the parade oh noooo
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wait WHY is Little Jenny Humphrey singing at the parade oh noooo
Not me *sobbing* during the performance of Golden on the Macys Thanksgiving Parade. I can’t explain the chokehold this song has on me!
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Not me *sobbing* during the performance of Golden on the Macys Thanksgiving Parade. I can’t explain the chokehold this song has on me!
I’m frustrated af and just let out a primal scream and OH MY GOD THAT FELT GOOD
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m frustrated af and just let out a primal scream and OH MY GOD THAT FELT GOOD
Sliced my tongue licking the cream cheese off the foil lid from the container, which is what I get for being a fatty
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sliced my tongue licking the cream cheese off the foil lid from the container, which is what I get for being a fatty
Reposted by Matt from Queens 🌱
You are loved. And we're thankful you're here!
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You are loved. And we're thankful you're here!
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
Reposted by Matt from Queens 🌱
