WhiteChappell Roan
@matteblackeye.bsky.social
Dumbass metalhead non-binary shitposter. Loves cats and hates writing bios
Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made
Food truck spotting in Tampa
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Food truck spotting in Tampa
I like to think of myself as a but of a libertine but this is too much cream cheese for one bagel
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I like to think of myself as a but of a libertine but this is too much cream cheese for one bagel
Florida you’re too hot my face is going to melt off the moment I go outside
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Florida you’re too hot my face is going to melt off the moment I go outside
RIP Big Salami decapitated by the wind and a fence 🪽🪽🪽🪽💀💀💀😭😭😭
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
RIP Big Salami decapitated by the wind and a fence 🪽🪽🪽🪽💀💀💀😭😭😭
These little guys are my favorite bc they look angry and they have little buttcheeks
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
These little guys are my favorite bc they look angry and they have little buttcheeks
Yesterday was my second favorite day in October my birthday! Leave some book and new music recommendations if you think I’m cool for an old person
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yesterday was my second favorite day in October my birthday! Leave some book and new music recommendations if you think I’m cool for an old person
Ok I cheated a tiny bit bc I’m not wearing makeup I have a filter bc my cheeks are red and my lips are bruised 😬 this is NO filter
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ok I cheated a tiny bit bc I’m not wearing makeup I have a filter bc my cheeks are red and my lips are bruised 😬 this is NO filter
I’m having such a good hair day
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m having such a good hair day
I think this car shit itself
September 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I think this car shit itself
Imagine being the least attractive person in the plastic surgeon waiting room
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagine being the least attractive person in the plastic surgeon waiting room
Pick your fighter me in my underwear and hiking books fear-sweating on the ladder which is on the stairs paint all over me or Alex who I asked to just keep a hand on me at all times so I felt safe
September 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pick your fighter me in my underwear and hiking books fear-sweating on the ladder which is on the stairs paint all over me or Alex who I asked to just keep a hand on me at all times so I felt safe
I love when Kiki lays on my chest and we just slow blink at each other like a couple of idiots
August 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I love when Kiki lays on my chest and we just slow blink at each other like a couple of idiots
Haru who has been part of our family for 14 years died early this morning. Alex and I held her and told her how much we loved her but it still was so hard. I will love her forever.
August 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Haru who has been part of our family for 14 years died early this morning. Alex and I held her and told her how much we loved her but it still was so hard. I will love her forever.
Am I they/them enough for the queer space salon?
August 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Am I they/them enough for the queer space salon?
A friend once said wow was the theme of your wedding fan service and I was like damn! Yeah.
August 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A friend once said wow was the theme of your wedding fan service and I was like damn! Yeah.
Crazy that @myndcryme56.bsky.social and I have been married for 13 years today! Love you forever 🖤
August 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Crazy that @myndcryme56.bsky.social and I have been married for 13 years today! Love you forever 🖤
Everything reminds me of butthole
July 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Everything reminds me of butthole
One of our voids (Sal) loves a good drawer even if the drawer is on a messy cluttered bench!
July 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
One of our voids (Sal) loves a good drawer even if the drawer is on a messy cluttered bench!
Ok so it’s not the same band thank god but like Apple Music better get that shit straightened out pronto
July 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok so it’s not the same band thank god but like Apple Music better get that shit straightened out pronto
Baby your bang mini your eyebrow duck your lips
July 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Baby your bang mini your eyebrow duck your lips
Bro wants me to fail macroeconomics
June 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bro wants me to fail macroeconomics
Contemplating the void while being the void
May 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Contemplating the void while being the void