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Matt Eason
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Designer & developer working in digital government

ambiph.one / govukvue.org / matteason.co.uk/scotbeats / stationlifts.org.uk

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I admire how everything works together, from the world's ugliest architecture to the 30 seconds of blind panic sprinting to a train where the reservations are broken, to create a really cohesive shithole
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Yep, they've just updated the status page: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/8g...
Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues
Cloudflare's Status Page - Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues.
www.cloudflarestatus.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
More for the pile
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You might want to add more detail to the original description if it's pertinent or unusual - say if you're doing a handstand or Francis is a horse - but brevity isn't necessarily bad
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I think the "how would you describe it to someone on the phone?" tip is useful. The Colosseum example is probably actually fine - you could add more detail afterwards but starting with broad strokes is useful because it means people can skip extraneous detail if they don't need it
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The hospital administrator is cheating 😓
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Sure, let me fix that for you!"

> crocodile becomes subterranean
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
youtu.be/CPWxExGk7PM?... from 15 seconds your tweet matches the beat perfectly, up to and including the poop bit
Charli xcx - Apple (official lyric video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
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November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Welcome back Charli xcx
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"A beautiful song, some very apt lyrics, talking about people being changed for good - and for many people, Remembrance Day is about learning from history, learning from the lessons of the past, for good, for unity and of course, for peace"

Satire is dead
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Thank you!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
On what grounds were they demanding it be taken down? Isn't it public domain anyway, since it's the work of federal employees? (I know the law means nothing to these people but still)
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM