Hmm. Depending on who sent that, I now have to either keep Mark Lamarr under close surveillance or I have to assassinate all the parrots in London Zoo. A little context would be helpful.

If it's way too massive, have you considered holding your phone further away?

I feel like I should post this on that subreddit where they find sentences that have never been used before.

Chuck Norris has a "Wall of Heroes" in his house. It just contains a mirror and a signed picture of Lucy Bronze.

Figures. She's really good with crosses.

Lucy Bronze played the entire tournament with a broken leg. I think some sort of medal is in order

Ditto the Paris-Dakar rally or whatever they call it now. Admittedly you get a car or truck or motorbike to do it with, but you also run the very real risk of dieing.

Also, rules and red tape are a "boot on the neck" of big business? Um... good?

This is just absurd. I am certain I heard her say that it will allow wealth to "trickle down" to working people. There's so much ridiculous and abhorrent about that suggestion I don't know where to start. Quite apart from the fact that we tried this before and it led directly to a financial meltdown

'Columbia' is Oasis's best song, though

True. People's tastes are fascinating. To be honest, while I love 'I Feel Love' with every cell in my body, I am also rather scared of it

Fair enough. It's all subjective. But while there are a million songs with better lyrics and greater emotional effect than this one, none did what this one did. Like the Pistols' 'Anarchy In The UK', 'I Feel Love' influenced literally every record that came after. It reset the clock. It is year zero

Quite possibly the greatest song released by anybody, ever.

A Swedish Goblin? Next you'll be telling me the Swedes had a fleet of B-36s to carry them, too.