matthew du plessis
@mattduplessis.bsky.social
Data-mining ogre baffled by paperwork (8,6)
Oh is that what it is. Messing with my nap.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oh is that what it is. Messing with my nap.
At least it will be a *new* accursed year.
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
At least it will be a *new* accursed year.
Here’s one I always find useful:
Voice from shadows: “Anything else?”
Me, wearing false moustache: “Make it look like an accident.”
and… scene!
Voice from shadows: “Anything else?”
Me, wearing false moustache: “Make it look like an accident.”
and… scene!
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Here’s one I always find useful:
Voice from shadows: “Anything else?”
Me, wearing false moustache: “Make it look like an accident.”
and… scene!
Voice from shadows: “Anything else?”
Me, wearing false moustache: “Make it look like an accident.”
and… scene!
Sure. Except instead of bridge and canasta it’s boardgames and Dungeons & Dragons. Why, I myself etc…
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Sure. Except instead of bridge and canasta it’s boardgames and Dungeons & Dragons. Why, I myself etc…
Just like in the good old days!
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Just like in the good old days!
And washed your car?
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
And washed your car?
Transformers: More than meets the braai.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Transformers: More than meets the braai.
Ancing on the Ceiling?
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Ancing on the Ceiling?