Also, when she contested, they sent my wife the full list of the poor woman's run-ins with the law, credit history dings, phone number, current and former addresses, the works.

US needs a GDPR.

Give or take a few billion.

I am not making this up.

It's definitely @nullr0ute.bsky.social -level stuff :)

Wait, you gave cash to the police without counting it first?

Oh, I'm a sysadmin, not a computer scientist. Trust me: it _will_ halt.

Recovering from a death spiral swap situation is the part that surprised me.

Undelivered letters

Mediocre art

Magic rings of questionable utility

Tokens that summon various woodland creatures

Socks (the missing ones of pairs)