Matt Celentano
@mattcelentano.bsky.social
Husband, father of three. Frequent Maryland State House visitor, trout fisherman, Phish fan, former Wyoming wrangler and rodeo dreamer.
9 years ago today. Maybe my favorite picture ever. She ran in to her knees after this and we had to run back to the AirBnB …. to a not pleased Mom. It was awesome.
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
9 years ago today. Maybe my favorite picture ever. She ran in to her knees after this and we had to run back to the AirBnB …. to a not pleased Mom. It was awesome.
3 questions within the span of 10 minutes this afternoon from my 9-year-old?
1) Do ladybugs like country music?
2) Who has the longest Duolingo streak in the universe?
3) Do you think Santa ever tried to force scrapple on the reindeer?
#kids
1) Do ladybugs like country music?
2) Who has the longest Duolingo streak in the universe?
3) Do you think Santa ever tried to force scrapple on the reindeer?
#kids
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
3 questions within the span of 10 minutes this afternoon from my 9-year-old?
1) Do ladybugs like country music?
2) Who has the longest Duolingo streak in the universe?
3) Do you think Santa ever tried to force scrapple on the reindeer?
#kids
1) Do ladybugs like country music?
2) Who has the longest Duolingo streak in the universe?
3) Do you think Santa ever tried to force scrapple on the reindeer?
#kids
So cool of @trey.com to bring everyone back together for a celebration of the Beacon Jams. Hard to articulate how much of a port in storm those streams were 5 years ago. Like serious medicine important at the time. Thrilled to re-up a donation to @dividedskyfnd.bsky.social.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
So cool of @trey.com to bring everyone back together for a celebration of the Beacon Jams. Hard to articulate how much of a port in storm those streams were 5 years ago. Like serious medicine important at the time. Thrilled to re-up a donation to @dividedskyfnd.bsky.social.
Happy unsubscribe to emails day!
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy unsubscribe to emails day!
Had such a great day with these two. Go Ravens.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Had such a great day with these two. Go Ravens.
I wouldn’t care less if they renamed the Ravens stadium Pol Pot Palace if we won a Super Bowl.
Sources: Trump wants D.C. stadium named for him
A senior White House source says there have been backchannel communications with a member of the Commanders ownership group, led by Josh Harris, to express Trump's desire to have the $3.7 billion dome...
www.espn.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wouldn’t care less if they renamed the Ravens stadium Pol Pot Palace if we won a Super Bowl.
Good day connecting with Governor Moore on health care modernization with my client Gainwell Technologies.
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Good day connecting with Governor Moore on health care modernization with my client Gainwell Technologies.
My kid can’t visit the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture on a field trip next week because of the GOP shutdown. Nothing says “we value diversity” like closing the doors to the history of it.
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My kid can’t visit the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture on a field trip next week because of the GOP shutdown. Nothing says “we value diversity” like closing the doors to the history of it.
“If you can hear a piano fall, you can hear me comin’ down the hall!”
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“If you can hear a piano fall, you can hear me comin’ down the hall!”
The current political posturing in public health is very concerning and could harm the wellbeing of Marylanders — a multi state coalition focused on the science is a worthwhile endeavor.
Maryland advocates hope new multistate public health coalition will clarify vaccine 'confusion' - Maryland Matters
Public health advocates hope Maryland’s participation in the new Northeast Public Health Collaborative can bring clarity to ongoing "confusion" around vaccine recommendations under the Trump administr...
marylandmatters.org
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The current political posturing in public health is very concerning and could harm the wellbeing of Marylanders — a multi state coalition focused on the science is a worthwhile endeavor.
Death Don’t Hurt Very Long > My Friend reprise opener.
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Death Don’t Hurt Very Long > My Friend reprise opener.
If there was anything that was worth shutting the government down for it’s saving health care affordability. The Democrats and their feckless leadership will talk big game and then chicken shit fold as usual. So infuriating. (Almost all of me hopes this statement doesn’t age well)
September 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If there was anything that was worth shutting the government down for it’s saving health care affordability. The Democrats and their feckless leadership will talk big game and then chicken shit fold as usual. So infuriating. (Almost all of me hopes this statement doesn’t age well)
Shenanigans to make my children laugh.
September 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Shenanigans to make my children laugh.
I’m pretty sure my love language is silence.
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m pretty sure my love language is silence.
Adult swim is bullshit.
August 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Adult swim is bullshit.
7th, 4th, 6th. 2 at new schools. Away we go.
August 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
7th, 4th, 6th. 2 at new schools. Away we go.
No greater boost of confidence than when the State Fair ride operator delays starting the carnival attraction to zip-tie a swing seat.
August 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No greater boost of confidence than when the State Fair ride operator delays starting the carnival attraction to zip-tie a swing seat.
Took me until about mile 6 of my run to realize I was in the hometown of the bird band while listening to the new album. Ran by their old stomping grounds. @goose-band.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Took me until about mile 6 of my run to realize I was in the hometown of the bird band while listening to the new album. Ran by their old stomping grounds. @goose-band.bsky.social
THIS CHILD INFATUATION PHASE HAS NOT PASSED AND I AM NOT PLEASED.
I eagerly await the end of the children’s infatuation with Imagine Dragons. I f*+*kin hate them.
August 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
THIS CHILD INFATUATION PHASE HAS NOT PASSED AND I AM NOT PLEASED.
