Mattboii Frattboii
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Everyone’s always upset with Baby It’s Cold Outside, but somehow fine with Jingle Bells…
December 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Everyone’s always upset with Baby It’s Cold Outside, but somehow fine with Jingle Bells…
The cool thing about Disney’s AI partnership is you can infringe on their copyright all you want and if they get mad just say it’s AI.
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The cool thing about Disney’s AI partnership is you can infringe on their copyright all you want and if they get mad just say it’s AI.
Ya’ll ever seen the Wing, by Aaron Sorkin?
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ya’ll ever seen the Wing, by Aaron Sorkin?
One Battle After Another started as an adaption of Super Smash Bros, but seeing the final film, I’m glad Nintendo pulled out of the project.
October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One Battle After Another started as an adaption of Super Smash Bros, but seeing the final film, I’m glad Nintendo pulled out of the project.
For an adaptation of a textbook, Grey’s Anatomy is surprisingly fun, but just as long.
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
For an adaptation of a textbook, Grey’s Anatomy is surprisingly fun, but just as long.
The cool thing about XBOX game pass is that Steam sales exist.
October 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The cool thing about XBOX game pass is that Steam sales exist.
However long this shutdown lasts, that’s how many days late I’ll file my taxes
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
However long this shutdown lasts, that’s how many days late I’ll file my taxes
Being proud of Shane Gillis and mad at Mark Normand and Sam Morril was not on my bingo card.
Go Birds!!
Go Birds!!
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Being proud of Shane Gillis and mad at Mark Normand and Sam Morril was not on my bingo card.
Go Birds!!
Go Birds!!
Not to brag, but not only can I ride an escalator, I can also walk up stairs.
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Not to brag, but not only can I ride an escalator, I can also walk up stairs.
Media companies should just stop trying to merge. It’s almost like corporate greed is the cause of all of our problems.
September 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Media companies should just stop trying to merge. It’s almost like corporate greed is the cause of all of our problems.
Online media discourse is terrific right now. Spider-Man’s girlfriend will definitely appear in Doomsday and be played by Sydney Sweeney. How did you know?
September 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Online media discourse is terrific right now. Spider-Man’s girlfriend will definitely appear in Doomsday and be played by Sydney Sweeney. How did you know?
I love that when a celebrity does an interview every random thing they say ends up being taken out of context and made into a whole article
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love that when a celebrity does an interview every random thing they say ends up being taken out of context and made into a whole article
If I could do just one thing on a device without AI asking to help, that would be great
July 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If I could do just one thing on a device without AI asking to help, that would be great
Not to worry guys, I got the Emperor to rename the Death Star.
July 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not to worry guys, I got the Emperor to rename the Death Star.
Why is every local news story just some version of how a new Arby’s is opening up in my town?
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Why is every local news story just some version of how a new Arby’s is opening up in my town?
Why stop with asking about Israel? I want to hear each NYC Mayoral candidates plan to bring about peace in the Middle East.
June 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why stop with asking about Israel? I want to hear each NYC Mayoral candidates plan to bring about peace in the Middle East.
It’s bad, but if the military can’t be fucked to check to see if Trump can constitutionally ask them to bomb Iran before bombing it, maybe we’re fucked
June 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s bad, but if the military can’t be fucked to check to see if Trump can constitutionally ask them to bomb Iran before bombing it, maybe we’re fucked
The thing about monitoring the situation is that it’s just watching Jersey Shore.
June 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The thing about monitoring the situation is that it’s just watching Jersey Shore.
I know it’s because they’re racist, but bragging about working today is super weird. Happy Juneteenth!
June 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I know it’s because they’re racist, but bragging about working today is super weird. Happy Juneteenth!
ICE melts in the summer heat
June 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ICE melts in the summer heat
I’m just glad Cassian Andor was able to escort Senator Padilla to safety.
June 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m just glad Cassian Andor was able to escort Senator Padilla to safety.
Love it when a relatively unknown actor passes away and tabloids capitalize on the fact that they played a background character in Ghostbusters 2.
June 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Love it when a relatively unknown actor passes away and tabloids capitalize on the fact that they played a background character in Ghostbusters 2.
DOGE? Should have been DODGE
May 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
DOGE? Should have been DODGE
Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good
Feels weird to celebrate the 70th Anniversary of the Muppets by tearing down their theatre
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Feels weird to celebrate the 70th Anniversary of the Muppets by tearing down their theatre