matt168.bsky.social
@matt168.bsky.social
What use is a building if someone can’t even do the YMCA dance at the top of it it?
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It is the best crossword. You don’t have to buy the magazine to get the crossword, but the subscription is still fairly modest.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The ambiguous fesses are the best.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
After fixty years, I reckon he can do what anything he wants.
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’ve always thought the bass sounded quite like Peter Hook too. Definitely the best part of the song for me.
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Apparently Bill Bailey went to the same school
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Nobody in my school would have ever lived down saying they were going to the boys toilets for “a little bit of fun”.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Did @herring1967.bsky.social get another appearance on Have I Got News For You after losing the moustache?
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I know which of you I’d prefer to have a chat with.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Thinking about the number of adults I’ve met that left education well before the pandemic and might benefit from those classes, maybe correlation doesn’t imply causation.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Don’t worry. You did very well in Strictly.
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The only thing I’d suggest is that cheap can openers are usually hopeless and won’t grip the edge properly. Spend a few extra pounds or find the one your grandma had fifty years ago and that will likely work forever.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
No doubt about it
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Woohoo, I had to tick yes to one. Flu vaccination.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There’s another job for this afternoon.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My family might think this is me, but while almond ones are my favourite, all croissants have a place in my heart. Clogging an artery, probably.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“When Spot ran, we all, in a sense, ran with him.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Is their bassist very modest?
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Shooting lasers from your eyes is probably not too much use, or even a disadvantage, for a pervert.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I’d guess someone like Def Leppard instead of the more indie bands people have suggested. Enough hits to justify being included on three in ten, but I don’t think I’d get to two titles right now.
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
They wore tabards over the plates. They weren’t stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM