Matt Farah
@matt11to5.bsky.social
IT Security Pro, Photographer, Vegetarian Foodie, and e-bike rider. Obsessed with moss, Snorunt, potatoes, Microsoft, and communication. PDX 🚲📸🏳️🌈
https://mattfarahphotos.com
https://mattfarahphotos.com
Got this German Charizard from a wonder pick and I’m just going around going around my house shouting GLURAK over and over #pokemonTCGP
December 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Got this German Charizard from a wonder pick and I’m just going around going around my house shouting GLURAK over and over #pokemonTCGP
The @maximumfun.org wrapped is the best wrapped I’ve received this year 😂
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The @maximumfun.org wrapped is the best wrapped I’ve received this year 😂
The PS5 has been out for FIVE YEARS?! That does not feel right.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The PS5 has been out for FIVE YEARS?! That does not feel right.
POV you’re the most delicious sandwich in Oklahoma City from Lee’s Sandwiches
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
POV you’re the most delicious sandwich in Oklahoma City from Lee’s Sandwiches
Tell me you’re neurodivergent without telling me your neurodivergent #spotifyWrapped edition
#youtubeMusicRecap
#youtubeMusicRecap
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tell me you’re neurodivergent without telling me your neurodivergent #spotifyWrapped edition
#youtubeMusicRecap
#youtubeMusicRecap
lol. Idk how this got to my feed but glad it got ratioed and I have someone else on my block list
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
lol. Idk how this got to my feed but glad it got ratioed and I have someone else on my block list
Ahhhhhh. Google is shoving AI into their version of Spotify wrapped. Whyyyyyyyyyy???
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ahhhhhh. Google is shoving AI into their version of Spotify wrapped. Whyyyyyyyyyy???
I'm sorry computer. I was just trying to open a *couple* photos to edit in Affinity. *cries in swap partition*
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm sorry computer. I was just trying to open a *couple* photos to edit in Affinity. *cries in swap partition*
I think my iPhone is mad at me
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think my iPhone is mad at me
I see the new crypto deregulations are going well in the DFW airport
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I see the new crypto deregulations are going well in the DFW airport
Oh no. My narcissistic boomer dad has discovered ChatGPT 🫣😅
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oh no. My narcissistic boomer dad has discovered ChatGPT 🫣😅
I moved to Portland Oregon from Oklahoma 2 years ago and this is the most Oklahoma-looking shit I’ve seen in a while
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I moved to Portland Oregon from Oklahoma 2 years ago and this is the most Oklahoma-looking shit I’ve seen in a while
Ummm. You ate something you liked and were happy? Diet culture is bananas
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ummm. You ate something you liked and were happy? Diet culture is bananas
Is it just me or is Zach a hunk? #pokemonZA Finally playing this game
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Is it just me or is Zach a hunk? #pokemonZA Finally playing this game
Guess I’m a lil tall?
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Guess I’m a lil tall?
I know posting this will probably get me sent to the Bluesky penitentiary upstate, but screw it I’m posting anyway.
I am feeling happy today!
I am feeling happy today!
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know posting this will probably get me sent to the Bluesky penitentiary upstate, but screw it I’m posting anyway.
I am feeling happy today!
I am feeling happy today!
The car or the driver? I’m concerned
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The car or the driver? I’m concerned
Did anyone else’s family have a countertop can opener that looked like this but the plastic was yellowed to hell when they were a kid? I was opening a can of beans to make chili and got a shiver of a sense memory
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Did anyone else’s family have a countertop can opener that looked like this but the plastic was yellowed to hell when they were a kid? I was opening a can of beans to make chili and got a shiver of a sense memory
This @wired.com article interviewing Cybertruck owners is exactly as wild as you would expect. Absolutely worth a read.
The editor's not on the second screenshot made me burst out laughing
www.wired.com/story/owning...
The editor's not on the second screenshot made me burst out laughing
www.wired.com/story/owning...
![How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?
People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and pled guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kq6jbj54fmzzw333jfokxtfa/bafkreibjclc2z7tbbsqwtkm6ysgaksdv6qixvoari4g5evujmvthu4feyu@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This @wired.com article interviewing Cybertruck owners is exactly as wild as you would expect. Absolutely worth a read.
The editor's not on the second screenshot made me burst out laughing
www.wired.com/story/owning...
The editor's not on the second screenshot made me burst out laughing
www.wired.com/story/owning...
iPhone Air selfie camera ✅
Me not being able to take a selfie without making a weird face ✅
Me not being able to take a selfie without making a weird face ✅
September 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
iPhone Air selfie camera ✅
Me not being able to take a selfie without making a weird face ✅
Me not being able to take a selfie without making a weird face ✅
I’m bored on a plane and I was looking in the App Store. Even Duolingo owl is sad about their AI decisions
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m bored on a plane and I was looking in the App Store. Even Duolingo owl is sad about their AI decisions
Headed to Chicago today for a fun long weekend!
September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Headed to Chicago today for a fun long weekend!
They even came for notepad 😭😭😭
August 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They even came for notepad 😭😭😭