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a matt
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web & discord: mdb.io

inland PNW
play @ outside
work @ netbox labs
past @ bethesda games, google cloud

this account will remain chill: adventure, nature, food.
got dam
January 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
“withdrawal of labor — is the only force that has historically constrained authoritarian power”

o rly?
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
getting a follow for “william blake with groupies”
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
smiling like an idiot at this

well needed after reactivating my account last week…
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 AM
does this include piddledickin’? it is occasionally productive!
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ur new avi
July 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
you’re welcome
July 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i saw him close his browser then re open it and go to facebook like a reflex, then right into shitter shopping

on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my dad has the self awareness that if i call him out on his facebook scrolling he’ll stop but it’s a scourge

i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
July 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i started ice climbing this year and i still wouldn’t do this caving bullshit
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
longgg arm
July 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
as looks like ticks
July 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
head popped right off
July 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
spoken like someone who hasn’t taken the german forklift safety videos to heart!
July 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
yes, it's clearly academia that is the problem, not an entire economy optimized for incentivizing slop production
July 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
we are all toroidal on this day
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
always rewatch shubadeboobap
June 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
smell violations

imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
June 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
sounds like something a matthew would say
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM