a matt
@matt.bailey.run
web & discord: mdb.io
inland PNW
play @ outside
work @ netbox labs
past @ bethesda games, google cloud
this account will remain chill: adventure, nature, food.
inland PNW
play @ outside
work @ netbox labs
past @ bethesda games, google cloud
this account will remain chill: adventure, nature, food.
“withdrawal of labor — is the only force that has historically constrained authoritarian power”
o rly?
o rly?
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
“withdrawal of labor — is the only force that has historically constrained authoritarian power”
o rly?
o rly?
getting a follow for “william blake with groupies”
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
getting a follow for “william blake with groupies”
smiling like an idiot at this
well needed after reactivating my account last week…
well needed after reactivating my account last week…
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 AM
smiling like an idiot at this
well needed after reactivating my account last week…
well needed after reactivating my account last week…
does this include piddledickin’? it is occasionally productive!
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
does this include piddledickin’? it is occasionally productive!
i saw him close his browser then re open it and go to facebook like a reflex, then right into shitter shopping
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i saw him close his browser then re open it and go to facebook like a reflex, then right into shitter shopping
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
my dad has the self awareness that if i call him out on his facebook scrolling he’ll stop but it’s a scourge
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
July 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
my dad has the self awareness that if i call him out on his facebook scrolling he’ll stop but it’s a scourge
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
i started ice climbing this year and i still wouldn’t do this caving bullshit
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i started ice climbing this year and i still wouldn’t do this caving bullshit
spoken like someone who hasn’t taken the german forklift safety videos to heart!
July 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
spoken like someone who hasn’t taken the german forklift safety videos to heart!
yes, it's clearly academia that is the problem, not an entire economy optimized for incentivizing slop production
July 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
yes, it's clearly academia that is the problem, not an entire economy optimized for incentivizing slop production
we are all toroidal on this day
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we are all toroidal on this day
always rewatch shubadeboobap
June 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
always rewatch shubadeboobap
smell violations
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
June 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
smell violations
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
sounds like something a matthew would say
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
sounds like something a matthew would say