Matty
@matt-y.bsky.social
Trying to get into shmup video games. These are hard! You gotta decide for yourself what “progress” looks like. Right now for me that’s just getting through a stage on the easier difficulty.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Trying to get into shmup video games. These are hard! You gotta decide for yourself what “progress” looks like. Right now for me that’s just getting through a stage on the easier difficulty.
I really enjoy figuring out which actors are reading the quotes in Ken Burns documentaries.
Whenever Keith David shows up I’m jumping up and down on my couch.
Whenever Keith David shows up I’m jumping up and down on my couch.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I really enjoy figuring out which actors are reading the quotes in Ken Burns documentaries.
Whenever Keith David shows up I’m jumping up and down on my couch.
Whenever Keith David shows up I’m jumping up and down on my couch.
What is the point of mowing a lawn on November 21st
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What is the point of mowing a lawn on November 21st
Astonished at how behind I am on every single routine chore.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Astonished at how behind I am on every single routine chore.
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We are a Wetlands & Interstates of the American Gulf South Video Game Company
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We are a Wetlands & Interstates of the American Gulf South Video Game Company
I have an acute case of Lumines thumb
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I have an acute case of Lumines thumb
Donut started to lose interest in my treats at dog training class. I need higher value stuff.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Donut started to lose interest in my treats at dog training class. I need higher value stuff.
My dog donut is still wearing a cone and boy howdy is he pissed that he can't chew on his bone rn
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My dog donut is still wearing a cone and boy howdy is he pissed that he can't chew on his bone rn
I want to buy the gabecube
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I want to buy the gabecube
I have to put this powder stuff on Donut's hurt dew claw a few times a day and it is basically impossible to get the little bottle at the right angle with him squirming around to where it actually goes onto the affected area.
I gotta catch him laying on is left side on the floor and at fast
I gotta catch him laying on is left side on the floor and at fast
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have to put this powder stuff on Donut's hurt dew claw a few times a day and it is basically impossible to get the little bottle at the right angle with him squirming around to where it actually goes onto the affected area.
I gotta catch him laying on is left side on the floor and at fast
I gotta catch him laying on is left side on the floor and at fast
Taking my dog to obedience class tonight and the little fucker has no idea
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Taking my dog to obedience class tonight and the little fucker has no idea
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Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus
Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus
I want to stay up late and see the snowstorm if it hits us
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I want to stay up late and see the snowstorm if it hits us
Saw two men wearing shorts today. Weather app says “feels like 18F”.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Saw two men wearing shorts today. Weather app says “feels like 18F”.
i want the chunky hoka boots
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i want the chunky hoka boots
Kind of wild that people working at the nyt aren’t in open revolt after that utterly insane op ed
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Kind of wild that people working at the nyt aren’t in open revolt after that utterly insane op ed
Third way democrats in shambles
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Third way democrats in shambles
Someone is gonna need to do a wellness check on Hakeem Jeffries
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Someone is gonna need to do a wellness check on Hakeem Jeffries
I should start a summer camp for burnt out software and game developers.
(me)
(me)
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I should start a summer camp for burnt out software and game developers.
(me)
(me)
It’s frustrating knowing how much easier and better everyone’s lives would be if we had actual civic minded adults running the country instead of what we have now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s frustrating knowing how much easier and better everyone’s lives would be if we had actual civic minded adults running the country instead of what we have now.
tfw you think you're out of paprika and then you find a brand new thing of it in the cabinet
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
tfw you think you're out of paprika and then you find a brand new thing of it in the cabinet
reiterating
if you see someone stealing food: no you didn't
if you see someone stealing food: no you didn't
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
reiterating
if you see someone stealing food: no you didn't
if you see someone stealing food: no you didn't
Getting stressed that I’ll pick the wrong horror movie to watch on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Getting stressed that I’ll pick the wrong horror movie to watch on Halloween