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@matrees.bsky.social
Commuications. NHS. Politics. Sustainability. Football. Theatre (Kelvin Players). Writing. Film. Music. Dogs/cats. Mental health. Trying to be nice in a world of twunts. (He/him).
When you get in a fight with bracken.
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
When you get in a fight with bracken.
Late night cycle home from the theatre got a little scary. I feel like this rope is missing a body.
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Late night cycle home from the theatre got a little scary. I feel like this rope is missing a body.
UK resident here.
Brexit, Liz Truss, COVID, banking deregulation, 15 years of austerity, and privatisation are what have turned the UK into shit. Not immigrants.
But societal collapse? That's still a way off, yet.
Brexit, Liz Truss, COVID, banking deregulation, 15 years of austerity, and privatisation are what have turned the UK into shit. Not immigrants.
But societal collapse? That's still a way off, yet.
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
UK resident here.
Brexit, Liz Truss, COVID, banking deregulation, 15 years of austerity, and privatisation are what have turned the UK into shit. Not immigrants.
But societal collapse? That's still a way off, yet.
Brexit, Liz Truss, COVID, banking deregulation, 15 years of austerity, and privatisation are what have turned the UK into shit. Not immigrants.
But societal collapse? That's still a way off, yet.
The most BBC4 documentary ever.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The most BBC4 documentary ever.
My 50th next year. If I can get the family out for a pizza I'll be happy/amazed.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My 50th next year. If I can get the family out for a pizza I'll be happy/amazed.
Like to slice my orange so it looks like a baby Alien is going to leap out of it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Like to slice my orange so it looks like a baby Alien is going to leap out of it.
Fighting like cats and dogs.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fighting like cats and dogs.
I wonder why she's gone into hiding...?
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I wonder why she's gone into hiding...?
Wow, @nytimes.com is brazen with its trolling of Only Connect today. Rips them off and then just takes the piss.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Wow, @nytimes.com is brazen with its trolling of Only Connect today. Rips them off and then just takes the piss.
Next #CelebrityTraitors – reckon Lucy Worsley would be a bloody good name to have on that team sheet.
October 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Next #CelebrityTraitors – reckon Lucy Worsley would be a bloody good name to have on that team sheet.
Centrists be getting the excuses in for impending failure already.
Sure. Why not. Blame the voters who are entitled to vote for whoever the fuck they want, rather than the politicians for giving them anything to vote for.
Sure. Why not. Blame the voters who are entitled to vote for whoever the fuck they want, rather than the politicians for giving them anything to vote for.
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Centrists be getting the excuses in for impending failure already.
Sure. Why not. Blame the voters who are entitled to vote for whoever the fuck they want, rather than the politicians for giving them anything to vote for.
Sure. Why not. Blame the voters who are entitled to vote for whoever the fuck they want, rather than the politicians for giving them anything to vote for.
Maybe it's a bit early to suggest this, but could we see a season when all the claret clubs go down!? Probably not; Wolves are too shit.
September 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Maybe it's a bit early to suggest this, but could we see a season when all the claret clubs go down!? Probably not; Wolves are too shit.
Look, all I'm saying is Bristol needs a zip wire that goes from Clifton Suspension down to the Cumberland Basin.
I can't be the only one thinking this, surely?
I can't be the only one thinking this, surely?
September 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Look, all I'm saying is Bristol needs a zip wire that goes from Clifton Suspension down to the Cumberland Basin.
I can't be the only one thinking this, surely?
I can't be the only one thinking this, surely?
Eastville Park looking as beautiful as it ever has.
September 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Eastville Park looking as beautiful as it ever has.
I've just clocked that Cardiff City have a player called Billy Fish.
When did Fulchester Utd get rid of him!?
When did Fulchester Utd get rid of him!?
August 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've just clocked that Cardiff City have a player called Billy Fish.
When did Fulchester Utd get rid of him!?
When did Fulchester Utd get rid of him!?
Looking forward to completing my first parkrun in my new #100 parkrun shirt. Whether to wear the shirt sleeve or the long sleeve, though?*
*Nb not the cat, though.
*Nb not the cat, though.
August 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Looking forward to completing my first parkrun in my new #100 parkrun shirt. Whether to wear the shirt sleeve or the long sleeve, though?*
*Nb not the cat, though.
*Nb not the cat, though.
Does his best to make me feel guilty, frustrated and envious every single day.
August 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Does his best to make me feel guilty, frustrated and envious every single day.
Look, @bsky.app – I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that what you're trying to say here is 'less content like this'.
...but if I find out what you've actually written is 'less posts like this', you're in big trouble.
...but if I find out what you've actually written is 'less posts like this', you're in big trouble.
August 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Look, @bsky.app – I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that what you're trying to say here is 'less content like this'.
...but if I find out what you've actually written is 'less posts like this', you're in big trouble.
...but if I find out what you've actually written is 'less posts like this', you're in big trouble.
The red carpet. They rolled out the red fupping carpet for that short-arsed, war-mongering, genocidal dictator.
August 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The red carpet. They rolled out the red fupping carpet for that short-arsed, war-mongering, genocidal dictator.
Probably just me, but definitely 5 and not 6 in case anyone else was wondering.
August 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Probably just me, but definitely 5 and not 6 in case anyone else was wondering.
I dunno, is it too early to call this season's title race over?
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I dunno, is it too early to call this season's title race over?
Does respect only have to flow one way?
July 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Does respect only have to flow one way?
