one time, in the aftermath of me having set my grandparents yard on fire at Sunday lunch, my uncle remarked that I was either going to be a scientist or a terrorist. really called his shot there
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one time, in the aftermath of me having set my grandparents yard on fire at Sunday lunch, my uncle remarked that I was either going to be a scientist or a terrorist. really called his shot there
he only provides bangers in this stage of life it seems
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 AM
he only provides bangers in this stage of life it seems
@killjamesbond.bsky.social notable addition to the canon
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
@killjamesbond.bsky.social notable addition to the canon
seems more likely her style is a classic butt chug. and then burping up the bag.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
seems more likely her style is a classic butt chug. and then burping up the bag.
only upon googling to see if the one in gainesville survived all of the midtown construction did I learn that it doesn't even open until 8:00p
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
only upon googling to see if the one in gainesville survived all of the midtown construction did I learn that it doesn't even open until 8:00p
I, for one, am grateful that he shouted out a crown town cess pit so I did not have to hand it to him. was very close but fortunately my hate for rival high schools (more years than I’m comfortable with gone) is nearly equal to the disdain I have for that school just to the west. hate, but respect.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I, for one, am grateful that he shouted out a crown town cess pit so I did not have to hand it to him. was very close but fortunately my hate for rival high schools (more years than I’m comfortable with gone) is nearly equal to the disdain I have for that school just to the west. hate, but respect.
the [decreasingly] rare literal “they are who we thought they were, but we let em’ off the hook”
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
the [decreasingly] rare literal “they are who we thought they were, but we let em’ off the hook”
hey now I over-hydrated my sourdough and tried to bulk ferment it in my garage during an ice storm
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
hey now I over-hydrated my sourdough and tried to bulk ferment it in my garage during an ice storm
although a stranger to you, thinking of you and your people tonight. so sorry. clicked the video and tears came even before I was able to connect the context.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
although a stranger to you, thinking of you and your people tonight. so sorry. clicked the video and tears came even before I was able to connect the context.
the correct answer is an unequivocal “no.” municipality, university, and philosophical concept.
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
the correct answer is an unequivocal “no.” municipality, university, and philosophical concept.
“surely these three batches of sourdough I’m going to try to do a 48 hour bulk ferment on will have a working oven to be baked in” I tell myself while some sort of seasonally active prion nibbles at my brain
January 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“surely these three batches of sourdough I’m going to try to do a 48 hour bulk ferment on will have a working oven to be baked in” I tell myself while some sort of seasonally active prion nibbles at my brain
Quibi is dead
long live Quibi
long live Quibi
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Quibi is dead
long live Quibi
long live Quibi
a gift, for those who need reference
January 21, 2026 at 6:41 PM
a gift, for those who need reference
your move, atheists
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
your move, atheists
I think they’re trying to #establishit
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I think they’re trying to #establishit
*clears throat* the best professional football player to come out of NC State including Phil and Russ
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
*clears throat* the best professional football player to come out of NC State including Phil and Russ
he’s doing this to honor the memory of Jake Delhomme
January 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
he’s doing this to honor the memory of Jake Delhomme
this chicken soup being made for my neighbors who are packing to move is 50% what happens to be in the fridge and 50% where the spirit leads. to be redeemed with a sun-dried tomato sourdough focaccia, shout out Floyd
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
this chicken soup being made for my neighbors who are packing to move is 50% what happens to be in the fridge and 50% where the spirit leads. to be redeemed with a sun-dried tomato sourdough focaccia, shout out Floyd
the market has an inefficiency that demands “Johnson Wagner, but football” and if you don’t fill it, they’re just going to make Payton and Eli’s respective basement broadcast lairs even bigger
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
the market has an inefficiency that demands “Johnson Wagner, but football” and if you don’t fill it, they’re just going to make Payton and Eli’s respective basement broadcast lairs even bigger
it’s not necessarily worse on merits, but on a volume basis Le Batard’s inability to stop calling it “Rally” is pretty egregious
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
it’s not necessarily worse on merits, but on a volume basis Le Batard’s inability to stop calling it “Rally” is pretty egregious
Mario didn’t go for 2?????? surely that won’t factor into the outcome
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Mario didn’t go for 2?????? surely that won’t factor into the outcome