Matt Lawhead
@mateoelfeo.bsky.social
Californian in exile in Virginia.
Embarrassed Virginia Tech fan.
I like gymnastics but I don’t speak it.
Embarrassed Virginia Tech fan.
I like gymnastics but I don’t speak it.
There is a chapter in that book about how to tell a joke on Bluesky
December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There is a chapter in that book about how to tell a joke on Bluesky
Until he gets a better offer from Canada
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Until he gets a better offer from Canada
Little full. Lotta sap.
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Little full. Lotta sap.
He was looking into the future
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He was looking into the future
You don’t know those are family photos. Maybe they like collecting portraits of people with awful haircuts
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You don’t know those are family photos. Maybe they like collecting portraits of people with awful haircuts
The scene at halftime
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The scene at halftime
You should have known to expect that this game would be cursed when one of the teams is ACC
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You should have known to expect that this game would be cursed when one of the teams is ACC
How big are that guy’s pockets?
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How big are that guy’s pockets?
For a second I though the man brought actual lawnmowers to a football game
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
For a second I though the man brought actual lawnmowers to a football game
ESPN will go to any lengths to get its hands on that AD simulator
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ESPN will go to any lengths to get its hands on that AD simulator
I’m glad you photographed this moment for posterity
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’m glad you photographed this moment for posterity
Didn’t one or more of them also develop a head cold?
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Didn’t one or more of them also develop a head cold?
Why don’t you just say the Jews had it coming to them,
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why don’t you just say the Jews had it coming to them,
Surprised you had time to interrupt your porn watching to post this
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Surprised you had time to interrupt your porn watching to post this
This is why we love sports
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is why we love sports
Mike Post thanks you
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mike Post thanks you
We need these graphics to make a comeback
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We need these graphics to make a comeback
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
I’ve sat next to a guy at a bar that was ripping those like it was chain smoking
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’ve sat next to a guy at a bar that was ripping those like it was chain smoking