My cat Mothman will watch anything with David Carradine in it. He really loves that guy.

...preferring instead to concentrate on the 'craft' on display and what a great win it was for the horror community that such nakedly vicious films could make so much money. They are some of the emblematic pieces of art of the Trump era: naked misogyny as a money spinner. Fuck these films to hell.

The focus on mutilating attractive women, in a way that's gloatingly devised to appeal to the most moronic of male viewers ("Who's going to want you now, b*tch?" should be the tagline for the whole series) is so obvious that it astonishes me how few critics picked up on it...

'A STITCH IN TIME' by Robert C. Parker, "Goes like chained lightning" (The Scotsman), is "an invigorating and challenging chiller" (The Sunday Times)...

Don't TEMPT me Frodo!

"IT'S FOR ME' EMBOUCHURE"

He's been a member of CI5 and RIO.

"THAT'S A TRUMPET YOU SLAG!"

You're a day late for our annual trip to see Iron Maiden tribute band Ed Force One at the Fleece! (They were great).

Proper drop, that.

Compliments of the season...

DAS IS NICHT MULL!

Best of the year, for my money.

Cool. Can I get Bobby Gillespie to do some 'guest vocals' as well? Kills two birds with one stone, dunnit?

The audio equivalent of driving a Ford Probe through the Euro tunnel.

A bumper crop this evening, it seems! Next time.

Both great in Briz on Wednesday. And I'm playing New Rivs tonight an'all if you fancy a double whammy.