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Matches Malone
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February 6, 2026 at 11:10 AM
People tracking their periods on a LOTR calendar
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Naan binary
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that they’ll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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A fun bluesky fact is that at any given moment one person on bluesky is listening to Anthems for a Seventeen Year‐Old Girl by Broken Social Scene
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Any sexy crypto waifus want to rug pull the male loneliness epidemic?
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Arthur Brooks whispering 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 every time I boner
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Has anyone ever tried writing a story about a male vampire that wants to fuck a female human so bad that he considers making her a vampire as well? I feel like there’s potential there.
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
2026 has been the longest year of my life
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
A robot rapper named Optimus Grime
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The crowd at the Phish show is surprisingly diverse! They have almost every type of white guy:

Tall
Bald
Long Island
Micky Arison
Drug
Silent Bob

Notable Absences:
Cop
Cowboy Boots
Hot Topic
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What if all my insecurities kissed?
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Tryptophan for my crypto fam
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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The strike authorization vote has begun!

While voting commences, union baristas are holding 70 rallies and pickets through November 1st. It's time to get serious about finalizing fair contracts, Starbucks.
Baristas are rallying at Starbucks stores across the country this weekend. Here's why
As 70 rallies kick off across the country, unionized baristas say they’re fighting for fair pay and hours—just as fall coffee orders surge.
www.fastcompany.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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love to live in a world where gavin newsom can text me directly on my personal phone inside my house asking me for money because of a donation I made to bernie sanders ten years ago
October 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Well, well, well …

Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.

Better luck next time, Gacy.
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is it a genocide yet? Anyone know?
August 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The Times saw the mayor's people handing out bribes in public last month and refused to write about it till after somebody else broke a related story www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/n...
Red Envelopes With Cash Are Changing Hands at Adams Campaign Rallies
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM