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matarison™
@matarison.bsky.social
Composer & musician.
Originator of the genre 'oppPop' (the opposite of whatever's popular).
https://matarison.bandcamp.com/
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Now you can post video's on this thing I thought I'd post a clip of me & my twin brother playing a complicated two part guitar piece I wrote a few years ago.
Could this be classed as harassment? 😂
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I like how a computer can measure how long it is since you last saved a file so that it can choose the optimum moment to crash & lose you as much work as possible. 😩
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Now they've got AI making memes! Where will it all end?
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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There's now 2 ways you can produce professional sounding music without putting in years of practice & hard work:
1. Enter prompts into an AI song generator.
2. Sell your soul to the devil at the crossroads.

Both pretty much amount to the same thing.
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There's now 2 ways you can produce professional sounding music without putting in years of practice & hard work:
1. Enter prompts into an AI song generator.
2. Sell your soul to the devil at the crossroads.

Both pretty much amount to the same thing.
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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I don't know why that song's called "Relax". Most of those activities he's describing don't sound very relaxing at all!
When I'm relaxing, I'd much rather have a nice cup of tea & a digestive than being laser beamed.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don't know why that song's called "Relax". Most of those activities he's describing don't sound very relaxing at all!
When I'm relaxing, I'd much rather have a nice cup of tea & a digestive than being laser beamed.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I watched a Top of the Pops Christmas special from 1984 &, while performing "Relax", Holly Johnson appears to be wanking off the mic stand. How did they get away with stuff like that back then! Many people would have been watching that with their families, eating turkey & pigs-in-blankets 😲
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I just released my first ever non-album single! This is only because the bastards deleted my album for unsolicited "bot-plays" so I'm just going to re-release a few of the tracks separately.

open.spotify.com/track/3J0wFC...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I just released my first ever non-album single! This is only because the bastards deleted my album for unsolicited "bot-plays" so I'm just going to re-release a few of the tracks separately.

open.spotify.com/track/3J0wFC...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, George W. Bush...
Why don't British politicians have middle initials? Keir J. Starmer makes him sound much more interesting.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just going to have a quick look at Instagr... I'm bored already.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If the government does need to raise taxes I think they should only be for people who aren't me.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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The new album "Signal" by The Talking Tears. Hear it first on @bandcamp.com

Let me know what you think!

thetalkingtears.bandcamp.com/album/signal

#indie #country #rock #grunge #punk #synth #music
Signal, by The Talking Tears
9 track album
thetalkingtears.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I made the artwork for my latest release over 20 years ago (when I wrote the song). At work (when no one was looking) I made a 3D model of some basement shelves, then added glass jars, human brains & hearts, and finally rendered it in lurid colours.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
A lot of musicians seem to use AI generated artwork for their releases, some of whom probably wouldn't dream of using AI for their music.
I suppose it's no different from a graphic artist using AI generated music for a reel showing their artwork 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Spotify & my distributor Routenote deleted my last album for unsolicited "bot plays", so I've changed distributor & will release a few tracks individually.
Here's a link to the first, in case anyone feels generous enough to give me a pre-save.

ditto.fm/she-stole-my...
She Stole My Heart
Listen to She Stole My Heart
ditto.fm
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Most trees that you see now are actually disguised mobile phone transmitters.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Spotify & my distributor Routenote deleted my last album for unsolicited "bot plays", so I've changed distributor & will release a few tracks individually.
Here's a link to the first, in case anyone feels generous enough to give me a pre-save.

ditto.fm/she-stole-my...
She Stole My Heart
Listen to She Stole My Heart
ditto.fm
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I'm the new king of easy listening on Amazing Radio!
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I just wrote to the council complaining about the constant roadworks & closures around Canterbury. It felt good! I've decided I'm going to be one of those annoying old people who spend all their time writing letters of complaint about stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Does anyone want to see this? I know I don't.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I used to see lots of people posting their "Wrapped for Artists" links. Not so much any more. I think that says a lot about artists attitude toward Spotify now.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
There's no smoke without mirrors.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The person who invented the device that stops people opening more than one drawer at a time on tall office cabinets deserves more credit. He's undoubtably saved countless lives.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM