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Sam
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Brain full of bees. Stand-up, jokes, mental health, kids, marriage. Saying dumb things so you don’t realize I have a Masters degree. #Seahawks.

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My pregnant wife demanded homemade Pad Thai the other night, so I was cooking when she came home and of course - as I do - I was teasing her. From there, she decided we needed to make a hostage video

This is the result
I know this is so conspiracist, but … he’s been out and he gets this type of contract? My gut says he was “out” for this contract negotiation. And if that’s the case, during a really big season, that sucks.
Sources: The Seahawks and star OT Charles Cross have agreed to terms on a 4-year extension worth $104.4M -- $26.1M average per year.

This is the largest non-QB contract in Seattle history. He gets $40.5M in Year 1 in a deal done by agent Saint Omni of Klutch Sports.
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Y’all what’s the next game this will be entertaining and matters to the playoffs? I’m tired from baby and lost lol
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Dad keeps asking “what’s next!?”. He must know what happens with the Seahawks now, and I have no answer. Do we have one bye week? Two? Do we know who we play next?
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
We are winning the Super Bowl with Sam Fucking Darnold.
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Who do we play next?
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
We should have 35 points for Sam Elliott’s sake.
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
This game is too close and I don’t care for it. We left two scores out there.
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Why are they doing a red line for scrimmage these days? I missed something.
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The play. Calling is atrocious.
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Pops: “It seems like the play callers would figure out their strengths. Why aren’t they doing that?”

Word.
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dowdle is a stupid name. This is what I have resorted to.
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We need a line so bad. The collapse is bad. Every play. But maybe we lock in second half. I just don’t feel any magic.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Nwosu is having a game. What are we at, like, four absolute highlights?
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sam Darnold needs to stop rolling left. Wtf is happening. Physics, man. And you can’t do it if people are near you.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If anybody watched that game … DJ Moore got so wrecked all game, especially his lower back. That poor dude.
December 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Reposted by Sam
As I covered here, it's telling that they went after the hep B vaccine first. The narrative on the right is only "dirty" women have babies who get hep B. And standardized vaccines is an insult to their purity.

(FWIW: half of infant transmission is not maternal)

www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...
RFK Jr.'s war on vaccines is about shaming women, not helping kids
The MAHA movement regards all childhood ailments as a sign that moms are failing
www.salon.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
FUCKING LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
We are coming back and winning IDGAF. I need this. Both sense and sensibility has left the building. I am devoid of joy. I am a nonsensical ghost standing outside of a GameStop waiting for the new and popular Dreamcast.
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I NOW FOREVER BELIEVE IN A DREAMCAST CHRISTMAS
We are coming back and winning IDGAF. I need this. Both sense and sensibility has left the building. I am devoid of joy. I am a nonsensical ghost standing outside of a GameStop waiting for the new and popular Dreamcast.
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We are coming back and winning IDGAF. I need this. Both sense and sensibility has left the building. I am devoid of joy. I am a nonsensical ghost standing outside of a GameStop waiting for the new and popular Dreamcast.
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m so sad about Rob Reiner and his wife.
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today marks the start of Hanukkah. I hope my friends who celebrate have a lovely eight days of peace and gathering.
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I understand Mike doesn’t blitz a lot, but this was the game to do it. You don’t have to be milquetoast all the time. It’s about opportunities. This was one.
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pops is trying to calm me down by being mean. These are facts. Phillip Rivers played for 17 years. He also was with this offensive coordinator for 8-9 years. So, fair enough. But our offensive needs tuned up.
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Second half we lock it up, but what’s up with the first always?
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM