Sam
@mastrap84.bsky.social
Brain full of bees. Stand-up, jokes, mental health, kids, marriage. Saying dumb things so you don’t realize I have a Masters degree. #Seahawks.
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Sam
@mastrap84.bsky.social
· Jan 23
My pregnant wife demanded homemade Pad Thai the other night, so I was cooking when she came home and of course - as I do - I was teasing her. From there, she decided we needed to make a hostage video
This is the result
This is the result
I know this is so conspiracist, but … he’s been out and he gets this type of contract? My gut says he was “out” for this contract negotiation. And if that’s the case, during a really big season, that sucks.
Sources: The Seahawks and star OT Charles Cross have agreed to terms on a 4-year extension worth $104.4M -- $26.1M average per year.
This is the largest non-QB contract in Seattle history. He gets $40.5M in Year 1 in a deal done by agent Saint Omni of Klutch Sports.
This is the largest non-QB contract in Seattle history. He gets $40.5M in Year 1 in a deal done by agent Saint Omni of Klutch Sports.
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I know this is so conspiracist, but … he’s been out and he gets this type of contract? My gut says he was “out” for this contract negotiation. And if that’s the case, during a really big season, that sucks.
Y’all what’s the next game this will be entertaining and matters to the playoffs? I’m tired from baby and lost lol
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Y’all what’s the next game this will be entertaining and matters to the playoffs? I’m tired from baby and lost lol
Dad keeps asking “what’s next!?”. He must know what happens with the Seahawks now, and I have no answer. Do we have one bye week? Two? Do we know who we play next?
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Dad keeps asking “what’s next!?”. He must know what happens with the Seahawks now, and I have no answer. Do we have one bye week? Two? Do we know who we play next?
We are winning the Super Bowl with Sam Fucking Darnold.
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
We are winning the Super Bowl with Sam Fucking Darnold.
We should have 35 points for Sam Elliott’s sake.
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
We should have 35 points for Sam Elliott’s sake.
This game is too close and I don’t care for it. We left two scores out there.
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This game is too close and I don’t care for it. We left two scores out there.
WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
Why are they doing a red line for scrimmage these days? I missed something.
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Why are they doing a red line for scrimmage these days? I missed something.
The play. Calling is atrocious.
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The play. Calling is atrocious.
Pops: “It seems like the play callers would figure out their strengths. Why aren’t they doing that?”
Word.
Word.
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pops: “It seems like the play callers would figure out their strengths. Why aren’t they doing that?”
Word.
Word.
Dowdle is a stupid name. This is what I have resorted to.
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Dowdle is a stupid name. This is what I have resorted to.
We need a line so bad. The collapse is bad. Every play. But maybe we lock in second half. I just don’t feel any magic.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We need a line so bad. The collapse is bad. Every play. But maybe we lock in second half. I just don’t feel any magic.
Nwosu is having a game. What are we at, like, four absolute highlights?
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nwosu is having a game. What are we at, like, four absolute highlights?
Sam Darnold needs to stop rolling left. Wtf is happening. Physics, man. And you can’t do it if people are near you.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sam Darnold needs to stop rolling left. Wtf is happening. Physics, man. And you can’t do it if people are near you.
If anybody watched that game … DJ Moore got so wrecked all game, especially his lower back. That poor dude.
December 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If anybody watched that game … DJ Moore got so wrecked all game, especially his lower back. That poor dude.
Reposted by Sam
As I covered here, it's telling that they went after the hep B vaccine first. The narrative on the right is only "dirty" women have babies who get hep B. And standardized vaccines is an insult to their purity.
(FWIW: half of infant transmission is not maternal)
www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...
(FWIW: half of infant transmission is not maternal)
www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...
RFK Jr.'s war on vaccines is about shaming women, not helping kids
The MAHA movement regards all childhood ailments as a sign that moms are failing
www.salon.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As I covered here, it's telling that they went after the hep B vaccine first. The narrative on the right is only "dirty" women have babies who get hep B. And standardized vaccines is an insult to their purity.
(FWIW: half of infant transmission is not maternal)
www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...
(FWIW: half of infant transmission is not maternal)
www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...
FUCKING LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
We are coming back and winning IDGAF. I need this. Both sense and sensibility has left the building. I am devoid of joy. I am a nonsensical ghost standing outside of a GameStop waiting for the new and popular Dreamcast.
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
FUCKING LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
I NOW FOREVER BELIEVE IN A DREAMCAST CHRISTMAS
We are coming back and winning IDGAF. I need this. Both sense and sensibility has left the building. I am devoid of joy. I am a nonsensical ghost standing outside of a GameStop waiting for the new and popular Dreamcast.
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I NOW FOREVER BELIEVE IN A DREAMCAST CHRISTMAS
We are coming back and winning IDGAF. I need this. Both sense and sensibility has left the building. I am devoid of joy. I am a nonsensical ghost standing outside of a GameStop waiting for the new and popular Dreamcast.
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
We are coming back and winning IDGAF. I need this. Both sense and sensibility has left the building. I am devoid of joy. I am a nonsensical ghost standing outside of a GameStop waiting for the new and popular Dreamcast.
I’m so sad about Rob Reiner and his wife.
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m so sad about Rob Reiner and his wife.
Today marks the start of Hanukkah. I hope my friends who celebrate have a lovely eight days of peace and gathering.
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Today marks the start of Hanukkah. I hope my friends who celebrate have a lovely eight days of peace and gathering.
I understand Mike doesn’t blitz a lot, but this was the game to do it. You don’t have to be milquetoast all the time. It’s about opportunities. This was one.
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I understand Mike doesn’t blitz a lot, but this was the game to do it. You don’t have to be milquetoast all the time. It’s about opportunities. This was one.
Pops is trying to calm me down by being mean. These are facts. Phillip Rivers played for 17 years. He also was with this offensive coordinator for 8-9 years. So, fair enough. But our offensive needs tuned up.
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pops is trying to calm me down by being mean. These are facts. Phillip Rivers played for 17 years. He also was with this offensive coordinator for 8-9 years. So, fair enough. But our offensive needs tuned up.
Second half we lock it up, but what’s up with the first always?
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Second half we lock it up, but what’s up with the first always?