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Dread Pirate Russ
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Of the Commonwealth. Dad to two amazing humans attending UMass-Lowell & Clark U.

Full time cat Dad. NASA nerd.

“…a principal function of free speech under our system of government is to invite dispute…” - Justice William Brennan

I F*CKING HATE BULLIES.
To the Court:
December 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What do Greenland and Venezuela have in common?

These whackjobs from 90 years ago, prominent among them ELON MUSK‘S GRANDFATHER.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technoc...
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Almost 6 years.
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
And Favre! Since 1991!

And Marino! Back to 1983!

This is the dumbest sports hyperbole.
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I can’t unsee this and can’t dismiss Elon’s grandfather’s grand delusion.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technoc...
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“He’s Antifa!”
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yo, Marge:
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“God bless us, every one.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Nice cake. Fine.

Can we all discuss the goddam tool box?
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
These people are bad at messging? Unpossible!
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Are you praying? There’s no praying in baseball!”
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Turkey gumbo. First time. Achievement unlocked.
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It begins. What an aroma.
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Can anyone tell me what I’m looking at? Could it be AI slop?
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Not for nothing, but, those shoulder pads.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Absolutely, excellent as always from Hertling, and thank you both. Nothing like fresh, clear insight (fresh to this reader anyway).
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM