Mass Dude
@massdude.bsky.social
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
My attendance was totally instrumental in the Patriots win last night.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My attendance was totally instrumental in the Patriots win last night.
* random Beavis noises
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
* random Beavis noises
Happy Saturday y’all.
October 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Happy Saturday y’all.
My life, just without the dumpster.
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My life, just without the dumpster.
Sunday scaries have arrived face.
August 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sunday scaries have arrived face.
And that’s just going to get gas and coffee.
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
And that’s just going to get gas and coffee.
To a simpler time when I was drinking beer and petting dogs instead of this work week crap.
July 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
To a simpler time when I was drinking beer and petting dogs instead of this work week crap.
That afterlife music festival gained a new headliner. RIP Ozzy.
July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That afterlife music festival gained a new headliner. RIP Ozzy.
Feeling my inner Beavis here
July 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Feeling my inner Beavis here
When I open my window too soon at the drive-thru and it’s 30,000 degrees out.
July 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When I open my window too soon at the drive-thru and it’s 30,000 degrees out.
No fireworks. Just zen.
July 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No fireworks. Just zen.
A peek behind the veil. Sorry for any lingering nightmares lol.
July 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A peek behind the veil. Sorry for any lingering nightmares lol.
My rejected headshot for a 90s sitcom
February 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My rejected headshot for a 90s sitcom
“Too cute…too cute…too cute to prosecute”
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 PM
“Too cute…too cute…too cute to prosecute”
Putting the beer in beer o’clock. Cheers!
November 23, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Putting the beer in beer o’clock. Cheers!
Damn, Jack Sparrow didn’t age well.
November 21, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Damn, Jack Sparrow didn’t age well.
When you need a scarecrow for the Kool Aid Man.
December 11, 2023 at 5:26 PM
When you need a scarecrow for the Kool Aid Man.
My diet accepting its fate as Thanksgiving approaches
November 22, 2023 at 5:21 PM
My diet accepting its fate as Thanksgiving approaches
So Argentina elected a coked-out Hobbit who looks like a rejected Dr. Who. What could go wrong?
November 20, 2023 at 1:53 PM
So Argentina elected a coked-out Hobbit who looks like a rejected Dr. Who. What could go wrong?