texting my exes (old bosses to get my w2s)
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
texting my exes (old bosses to get my w2s)
knew it was too good to be true
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
knew it was too good to be true
PUT THOSE FUCKING THINGS AWAY AYE AYE AYE
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
PUT THOSE FUCKING THINGS AWAY AYE AYE AYE
I love sweet vanilla perfumes GOD
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I love sweet vanilla perfumes GOD
women are fartless
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
women are fartless
water come back to me
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
water come back to me
jim n pam. I feel u.
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
jim n pam. I feel u.
why do I actually feel so great right now
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
why do I actually feel so great right now
start the weekend clock we have 60 hours to try and lock down a gf
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
start the weekend clock we have 60 hours to try and lock down a gf
what is it with these mother fuckers on stanford. there has got to be something in the water
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
what is it with these mother fuckers on stanford. there has got to be something in the water
“can I see your boobs gang” is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard maybe
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
“can I see your boobs gang” is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard maybe
I need to go to the freaky plaza mall
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I need to go to the freaky plaza mall
you can’t play a player, man
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 AM
you can’t play a player, man
girls is a great show but bro fuck jessa
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
girls is a great show but bro fuck jessa
making that concerted effort
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
making that concerted effort
right on time and never late
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
right on time and never late
the universe rewards an inquisitive mind
January 20, 2026 at 9:45 PM
the universe rewards an inquisitive mind
how are your friends gonna let you go outside like that
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
how are your friends gonna let you go outside like that
bro got the craziest eyebrows of all time
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
bro got the craziest eyebrows of all time
I WANT THEM TO FEEL IT TO
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I WANT THEM TO FEEL IT TO
I WANT TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMEONE
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I WANT TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMEONE