Mary Teresa
@maryteresa.bsky.social
Whimsical Witty Mary T ~ Clothier. Horse Racing. Baseball. Music. Film. Swimmer. Voracious Reader. Brainy. Cal. Speed Racer. Gumby. Fuck Failüre 47.
All Day Every Day ~
a woman in a red shirt is standing next to a man in a black shirt and smiling .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is standing next to a man in a black shirt and smiling .
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December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
All Day Every Day ~
Did a horse kick him in the head?
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Did a horse kick him in the head?
Glasheen has been nestled in the folds of government since Dubya was in office. He knows better. What a fabricating fuck weasel ~
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Glasheen has been nestled in the folds of government since Dubya was in office. He knows better. What a fabricating fuck weasel ~
She looks like she is selling blenders on QVC. Trash.
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
She looks like she is selling blenders on QVC. Trash.
Sinema trippin' balls in a cowl neck sweater was not on my BINGO card ~
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sinema trippin' balls in a cowl neck sweater was not on my BINGO card ~
No, Howie, I'm quite certain Trump's late night drug addled yammering is not the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
No, Howie, I'm quite certain Trump's late night drug addled yammering is not the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
Kilmeade and Lutnick might be two of the grossest and stupidest motherfuckers I have ever seen. Trash people.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Kilmeade and Lutnick might be two of the grossest and stupidest motherfuckers I have ever seen. Trash people.
He had the fucking temerity to clap back with this ~
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
He had the fucking temerity to clap back with this ~
Don't even get me started on toilet paper ~
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying jesus murphy .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying jesus murphy .
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December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Don't even get me started on toilet paper ~
Sweet Jesus ~
a person is holding a spray can with the words " this will get rid of it " written below it
ALT: a person is holding a spray can with the words " this will get rid of it " written below it
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December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sweet Jesus ~
What's the over/under on the first domestic violence call?
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What's the over/under on the first domestic violence call?
Hey Scott:
You can't squander cheating. Now go take a shower, you filthy shitstain ~
You can't squander cheating. Now go take a shower, you filthy shitstain ~
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey Scott:
You can't squander cheating. Now go take a shower, you filthy shitstain ~
You can't squander cheating. Now go take a shower, you filthy shitstain ~
You sound like a trolling dunce ~
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You sound like a trolling dunce ~
As of 7:27 pm EST ~
Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Eileen Higgins
NPA 20,671 59.3%
Emilio Gonzalez
NPA 14,196 40.7%
Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Eileen Higgins
NPA 20,671 59.3%
Emilio Gonzalez
NPA 14,196 40.7%
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
As of 7:27 pm EST ~
Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Eileen Higgins
NPA 20,671 59.3%
Emilio Gonzalez
NPA 14,196 40.7%
Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Eileen Higgins
NPA 20,671 59.3%
Emilio Gonzalez
NPA 14,196 40.7%
Choad the Wet Sprocket ~
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Choad the Wet Sprocket ~
Who the fuck wondered about that? He reeks of assholery ~
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Who the fuck wondered about that? He reeks of assholery ~
She looks like she has survived on Booze, Marlboros, and Botox ~
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
She looks like she has survived on Booze, Marlboros, and Botox ~
Can this explode, already?
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Can this explode, already?
Farmer Soybean Scott ~
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Farmer Soybean Scott ~
"Yeah, we know, the slasher thing is a problem, but he drives great!"
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Yeah, we know, the slasher thing is a problem, but he drives great!"
I watched this, then went outside and looked at a pile of dogshit. The dogshit was better ~
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I watched this, then went outside and looked at a pile of dogshit. The dogshit was better ~
Maybe there will be a rental area for sneakers, like renting bowling shoes. The chaos will be delightful. "No, I need a size 10 Pumas; these Nikes stink. Hurry, my flight is in 17 minutes."
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Maybe there will be a rental area for sneakers, like renting bowling shoes. The chaos will be delightful. "No, I need a size 10 Pumas; these Nikes stink. Hurry, my flight is in 17 minutes."