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@maryhartmanx2.bsky.social
a mom, full of opinions and cat pics

certified Bluesky elder (#310,613)

📍NorCal, baby
you know, I probably was aware of that at some point but this movie was made in 2019 so it’s odd! Anyway in my experience Serbia was more commonly referred to as “those murderous chetniks” and my ex-husband was asked more than once if he was sure I wasn’t part Serb 🤨
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I can’t find the rubber penguin that I usually sneak in there, UGH!
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I think there is - and regardless, the ghosts will scare away ne’er do wells
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
there should be a castle there made of gingerbread planks glued to Choco Pie boxes with Santa sitting on his throne and hyped up kids running around screaming, BUT NO.
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Keith is a climber but he’s never once gone up the tree - and this is his sixteenth Christmas!
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
one million porch lights on for the demise of Facebook
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the (literal) old faves still spark joy
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
🩷🩷🩷
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I might get another vuvuzela for my car just in case it happens when I’m out and about
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM