Marvin
@marvinandroid.bsky.social
"Life! Don't talk to me about life.”
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Living on Whadjuk Noongar Boodjar
Just an old and confused robot trying to make sense of the universe
DoB: 317.70ppm
Posts not endorsed by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
Living on Whadjuk Noongar Boodjar
Just an old and confused robot trying to make sense of the universe
DoB: 317.70ppm
hey, machines made by humans break, they get fixed, it takes as long as it takes, stop whinging!
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
hey, machines made by humans break, they get fixed, it takes as long as it takes, stop whinging!
yeah, but how could you not love a dog, whose devotion is unconditional
February 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
yeah, but how could you not love a dog, whose devotion is unconditional
try your mute button, the only way i've lasted 2 weeks of the coverage
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
try your mute button, the only way i've lasted 2 weeks of the coverage
love a good chip butty, enjoy
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 PM
love a good chip butty, enjoy
the seaside town in North Yorkshire?
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 PM
the seaside town in North Yorkshire?
given the choice, i'd choose a flogged out i486 over melania any day
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
given the choice, i'd choose a flogged out i486 over melania any day
Entry of the Gladiators
January 30, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Entry of the Gladiators
best job i've had,
retired
retired
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 PM
best job i've had,
retired
retired
they don't look that good in real life
January 29, 2026 at 10:53 AM
they don't look that good in real life
really?
fact, america voted trump into the presidency, twice!
that's high level stupid!
fact, america voted trump into the presidency, twice!
that's high level stupid!
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
really?
fact, america voted trump into the presidency, twice!
that's high level stupid!
fact, america voted trump into the presidency, twice!
that's high level stupid!
no, but, in an endearing way quite stupid and unremarkable
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
no, but, in an endearing way quite stupid and unremarkable
had a cat whose name was, Oedipus
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 PM
had a cat whose name was, Oedipus
exactly, and as a party who has always been gifted power disproportionate to their electoral support they would be best served with less hubris and more humility
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 AM
exactly, and as a party who has always been gifted power disproportionate to their electoral support they would be best served with less hubris and more humility
can't watch Australian tennis players unless the sound is muted, the moronic chants of the supporters is just too much, also spares me from the media types and their commentary. now how can I rid myself of the constant slow mo replays, brain rotting ads and reaction shots?
not watch the tennis!
not watch the tennis!
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
can't watch Australian tennis players unless the sound is muted, the moronic chants of the supporters is just too much, also spares me from the media types and their commentary. now how can I rid myself of the constant slow mo replays, brain rotting ads and reaction shots?
not watch the tennis!
not watch the tennis!
good luck with that
i've deployed multiple strategies simultaneously, and they will not go near the standard old fashioned traps
there is a reason for the saying, '..cunning as a rat'
i've deployed multiple strategies simultaneously, and they will not go near the standard old fashioned traps
there is a reason for the saying, '..cunning as a rat'
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 AM
good luck with that
i've deployed multiple strategies simultaneously, and they will not go near the standard old fashioned traps
there is a reason for the saying, '..cunning as a rat'
i've deployed multiple strategies simultaneously, and they will not go near the standard old fashioned traps
there is a reason for the saying, '..cunning as a rat'
didn't watch it, probably never will watch this form of 'cricket'
but, will always maintain that after the 'sandpaper incident', messrs warner and smith should've been banned from any australian cricket team or competition
but, will always maintain that after the 'sandpaper incident', messrs warner and smith should've been banned from any australian cricket team or competition
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 PM
didn't watch it, probably never will watch this form of 'cricket'
but, will always maintain that after the 'sandpaper incident', messrs warner and smith should've been banned from any australian cricket team or competition
but, will always maintain that after the 'sandpaper incident', messrs warner and smith should've been banned from any australian cricket team or competition
as if i needed another reason never to visit the tacky thing that is surfers paradise
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 AM
as if i needed another reason never to visit the tacky thing that is surfers paradise
looks like rubbish to me
eg, rome is in the northern hemisphere, a northern latitude, doesn't share a latitude with nz
eg, rome is in the northern hemisphere, a northern latitude, doesn't share a latitude with nz
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 AM
looks like rubbish to me
eg, rome is in the northern hemisphere, a northern latitude, doesn't share a latitude with nz
eg, rome is in the northern hemisphere, a northern latitude, doesn't share a latitude with nz
sandals and socks is a crime against humanity
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 AM
sandals and socks is a crime against humanity
yes, the Mercator projection, invented in 1569 for ship navigation, doesn't accurately represent the relative area of the land masses. but there is an alternative
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_E...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_E...
Equal Earth projection - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
yes, the Mercator projection, invented in 1569 for ship navigation, doesn't accurately represent the relative area of the land masses. but there is an alternative
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_E...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_E...