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Martti Nelson, Lady Author
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Always and Forever with Her | I write funny books for misbehaving women: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @BelladonnaComedy @slackjaw | She/Hers | marttinelson.com
However you think you’re coming off here, you’re wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s an intelligence test, isn’t it? It’s a test to see whether a person will believe anything if you follow it with “You’re such a handsome genius, Todd!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Eva Braun like you’ve never seen her before!
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Little girl is growling this morning, but is eating and drinking. I’ll take it. Our neighbor seems to have a line on her owners. Hopefully!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh, and my mom has lung cancer, which I found out this morning. So this has been a whole fucking fucking ass fuck shit day. Wondering if there’s some kind of lesson about life and death in all of this. Maybe I just need a lot of weed.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Well, we have a cat staying overnight. Our neighbors parents, who own the house, wanted to set her loose in the neighborhood tonight. But we have coyotes and a band of wild ass raccoons, so we said no way—we’re keeping her overnight. She’s a sweet girl, hope she’s able to calm down.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Block bots
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Don’t play with bots
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Shut up, bot
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Do we really need to destroy the environment to create bullshit like this?
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
That confused you?
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Look it up.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This adds fuel to my investigation of anyone who uses “ur” and such as if they are words. They are not. They are the sign of a psychopath.
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
For all their fake-Christian screeching about how violent the left is, the right does not have a moral objection to us. Maybe to abortion, but we all know that's just until their daughter gets knocked up.

That's why they think we could co-lead in this way.

But *we* know they are evil. So... No.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Call them Zohtani and let their gloriousness unite the coasts!
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM