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Martin Palmer
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Deputy Chief of Stuff at Palmer & Palmer. Amiable misanthrope. Music & photography. Master of none. Left-leaning, evidence-based pragmatic idealist. Manc.

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This is a placeholder skeet for the Jethro Tull gag which I’m sure will be along presently.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Been there. 3am. They got the shortest available shrift.
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Pretty sure the “mysterious” was put there in service of the gag.
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Some Fender amps came with a pair of flat chrome legs, permanently attached on the sides, that swung out backwards to enable the amp to be tilted back, thus aiming the speakers upwards.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Which, as they’re on a kitchen top, she’s clearly bought. Presumably for the sole purpose of ranting about them.
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You can reclaim 100% of that space by moving your Photos library off your computer completely, and onto an external SSD. The Photos app behaves exactly as before, it just points to the external drive.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sad news. Parr was a true original.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“Abolished”? Who does he think would be performing this abolishing?
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This is such a fucking stupid take. Does Vance truly not know how the housing market works, or does he think that the rest of us don’t know?
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
That was his initial story, which was contradicted when the dashcam footage was revealed. At which point he pleaded guilty.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This doesn’t work for the 35% of the population who are renters.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Same when I did it. One wanted to convict “because, y’know, there’s no smoke without fire”, while several others wanted to put defendant behind bars “to be on the safe side”. The glaring truth, which eventually prevailed: the police presented a shit case, with very nearly zero evidence. Not Guilty.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What’s orange, and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yep, this...
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If Gill had no qualms about standing up and speaking openly on behalf of his Kremlin paymasters, what else was he willing to get up to, in private?
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If Gill was willing to stand up in plain sight and speak publicly on behalf of his Russian paymasters, what was he doing for them in private?
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“Deeply shocking” 😆
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Chasing people who are *never* going to vote for you, thus thoroughly alienating those who otherwise would.
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
How do houses “go to” anyone? Are they handing them out for free, like Oprah does with cars?

A house for *you* and a house for *you*, and, oh sorry, we’re all out of houses…
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Excellent behaviour.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
That would be around the time I saw them over here in the UK. Outstanding live band.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The extortion is not so easy with overseas media. ABC and CBS coughed up because Trump’s FCC buddies can make life extremely difficult for them by withdrawing licences etc. He has no such power over the BBC.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It stacks up…
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM