MartinLauffer
@martinlauffer.bsky.social
Retirement has made me lazy🥱. I apologize for the salty language. Of course I voted for Harris-Walz. Conservative Democrat. Nonviolent protest. Use your brain, use the law, use the courts. Educate and litigate. Citizens United is their Achilles heel.
Kristi Noem is really, really, going to hate whistles…when she is in prison and it’s time for lights out…
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Kristi Noem is really, really, going to hate whistles…when she is in prison and it’s time for lights out…
The McDonald’s has had a deleterious effect on his very, very, small brain…
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The McDonald’s has had a deleterious effect on his very, very, small brain…
She knows where his mouth has been…
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
She knows where his mouth has been…
I knew it…he’s not just a monster…he’s a knob monster…
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I knew it…he’s not just a monster…he’s a knob monster…
Their memories are shorter than their dicks…
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Their memories are shorter than their dicks…
Oh no…sounds like MTG is experiencing a little “buyer’s remorse.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh no…sounds like MTG is experiencing a little “buyer’s remorse.”
Corporal : why are we picking a fight in our own backyard?
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Corporal : why are we picking a fight in our own backyard?
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
Gunnery Sergeant: fuck if I know…
Somebody’s gonna get fired…
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Somebody’s gonna get fired…
Fuck it, push him to the edge…make him blow a seal…
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Fuck it, push him to the edge…make him blow a seal…
After a stringent review of Trump’s cranial MRI, his doctor determined that there was absolutely no there, there…
Which explains a lot…
Which explains a lot…
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
After a stringent review of Trump’s cranial MRI, his doctor determined that there was absolutely no there, there…
Which explains a lot…
Which explains a lot…
Late night is going to have a field day…
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Late night is going to have a field day…
Quick…Trump is getting bored…get him on the golf course…
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Quick…Trump is getting bored…get him on the golf course…
And we want to attack Venezuela, why?
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
And we want to attack Venezuela, why?
When you have no other marketable skill…just fling shit into the air…
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When you have no other marketable skill…just fling shit into the air…