Martin🦡
@martinisnotaspy.bsky.social
English and Media.
Arsenal and St Pauli.
Sometimes too unserious.
“AAAAAH!”🐐
he/him/ish
🦡
Arsenal and St Pauli.
Sometimes too unserious.
“AAAAAH!”🐐
he/him/ish
🦡
That’s an awful lot of Boys in Brown in the Elf des Tages.
September 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
That’s an awful lot of Boys in Brown in the Elf des Tages.
The heavens open in Manchester and the Scots get to play in an environment like home.
August 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The heavens open in Manchester and the Scots get to play in an environment like home.
Player of the match and all-around legend.
(She had a lot of calls for her attention, but it was amazing being in the presence of greatness.)
(She had a lot of calls for her attention, but it was amazing being in the presence of greatness.)
August 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Player of the match and all-around legend.
(She had a lot of calls for her attention, but it was amazing being in the presence of greatness.)
(She had a lot of calls for her attention, but it was amazing being in the presence of greatness.)
Halftime at CAN-WAL.
August 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Halftime at CAN-WAL.
Makes me wonder whether it’s even possible to be satirical about Manchester United these days…
August 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Makes me wonder whether it’s even possible to be satirical about Manchester United these days…
This seems…
a) ill-judged and
b) extremely dangerous.
a) ill-judged and
b) extremely dangerous.
July 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This seems…
a) ill-judged and
b) extremely dangerous.
a) ill-judged and
b) extremely dangerous.
Not wanting to dunk on veterans and custard enthusiasts…
But this feels a *lot* like asking billionaires what their secret to financial success was.
But this feels a *lot* like asking billionaires what their secret to financial success was.
July 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not wanting to dunk on veterans and custard enthusiasts…
But this feels a *lot* like asking billionaires what their secret to financial success was.
But this feels a *lot* like asking billionaires what their secret to financial success was.
I can’t wait for unsubstantiated litter boxes and other ridiculous stories about stuff that definitely isn’t happening in real schools in the UK that KBings will refer to.
June 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I can’t wait for unsubstantiated litter boxes and other ridiculous stories about stuff that definitely isn’t happening in real schools in the UK that KBings will refer to.
A friend of mine shared this with me. I think it’s all that needs saying whenever KBings utters her madness.
June 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A friend of mine shared this with me. I think it’s all that needs saying whenever KBings utters her madness.
“Christian” appears to be a euphemism for obsessing about a trans child’s genitalia and violating their privacy.
I hope this teacher stays fired forever.
I hope this teacher stays fired forever.
May 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“Christian” appears to be a euphemism for obsessing about a trans child’s genitalia and violating their privacy.
I hope this teacher stays fired forever.
I hope this teacher stays fired forever.
How the eff is this the conversation the NYT wishes to push?
May 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How the eff is this the conversation the NYT wishes to push?
No, John Lithgow, it’s not odd at all. You see… Rowling is still alive and profiting from the franchise. If zombie Roald Dahl comes back and starts using revenue from a project you’re involved with to fund a second Shoah, you’ll probably get grief for portraying him in a play.
April 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No, John Lithgow, it’s not odd at all. You see… Rowling is still alive and profiting from the franchise. If zombie Roald Dahl comes back and starts using revenue from a project you’re involved with to fund a second Shoah, you’ll probably get grief for portraying him in a play.
Wes Streeting is a big part of why I continue to not be a part of the current Labour Party.
April 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wes Streeting is a big part of why I continue to not be a part of the current Labour Party.
Can’t say anything’s really changed in five years.
April 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Can’t say anything’s really changed in five years.
It’s a pity that the Gushue rink won’t be in the Brier final this year…
But we do have another opportunity to point to AI’s failing:
But we do have another opportunity to point to AI’s failing:
March 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It’s a pity that the Gushue rink won’t be in the Brier final this year…
But we do have another opportunity to point to AI’s failing:
But we do have another opportunity to point to AI’s failing:
Here’s a photo of Bunders exploring the notion that in America teacher collaboration is somehow different from teacher professional development. And advancing his slides without a clicker.
Like a peasant.
Like a peasant.
March 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Here’s a photo of Bunders exploring the notion that in America teacher collaboration is somehow different from teacher professional development. And advancing his slides without a clicker.
Like a peasant.
Like a peasant.
“Boss, I think we’ve got the wrong image.”
“I’m sure it’ll be fine. They’re all headed to the States…”
“I’m sure it’ll be fine. They’re all headed to the States…”
February 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
“Boss, I think we’ve got the wrong image.”
“I’m sure it’ll be fine. They’re all headed to the States…”
“I’m sure it’ll be fine. They’re all headed to the States…”
Because I'm not a huge account with vast reach, I thankfully don't have too many transphobes lurking. I still adopt a policy of block if they can't be asked to correctly gender the topic of conversation -- they ain't acting in good faith.
In other news... this is beautiful and horrifying.
In other news... this is beautiful and horrifying.
February 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Because I'm not a huge account with vast reach, I thankfully don't have too many transphobes lurking. I still adopt a policy of block if they can't be asked to correctly gender the topic of conversation -- they ain't acting in good faith.
In other news... this is beautiful and horrifying.
In other news... this is beautiful and horrifying.