MartinHSV
@martinhsv.bsky.social
Hamburger SV fan from England in England.
One to watch. TTSSFU @bedfordesquires.bsky.social 17.1.26
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
One to watch. TTSSFU @bedfordesquires.bsky.social 17.1.26
Ooh AFCON! Homer ref? More sinister forces afoot? That penalty call shows the weakness of VAR when it's slowed down and limited to a couple of frames.
In all fairness, the next penalty should be coming in half an hour.
Mind you, it could take that long to get Senegal's players back on the pitch!
In all fairness, the next penalty should be coming in half an hour.
Mind you, it could take that long to get Senegal's players back on the pitch!
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Ooh AFCON! Homer ref? More sinister forces afoot? That penalty call shows the weakness of VAR when it's slowed down and limited to a couple of frames.
In all fairness, the next penalty should be coming in half an hour.
Mind you, it could take that long to get Senegal's players back on the pitch!
In all fairness, the next penalty should be coming in half an hour.
Mind you, it could take that long to get Senegal's players back on the pitch!
Yesterday was a football-free day for me (all Shakespeare and new Indie music).
Catching up, I have to ask:
⚽️ Are Spurs waiting for Palace to sack Glasner before they sack Frank?
⚽️ Why didn't Chelsea sign Donnarumma?
⚽️ How did Hamburg manage not to score v Gladbach?
Catching up, I have to ask:
⚽️ Are Spurs waiting for Palace to sack Glasner before they sack Frank?
⚽️ Why didn't Chelsea sign Donnarumma?
⚽️ How did Hamburg manage not to score v Gladbach?
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Yesterday was a football-free day for me (all Shakespeare and new Indie music).
Catching up, I have to ask:
⚽️ Are Spurs waiting for Palace to sack Glasner before they sack Frank?
⚽️ Why didn't Chelsea sign Donnarumma?
⚽️ How did Hamburg manage not to score v Gladbach?
Catching up, I have to ask:
⚽️ Are Spurs waiting for Palace to sack Glasner before they sack Frank?
⚽️ Why didn't Chelsea sign Donnarumma?
⚽️ How did Hamburg manage not to score v Gladbach?
You wouldn't want to be a Crystal Palace fan right now.
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
You wouldn't want to be a Crystal Palace fan right now.
Life's too short for boring socks...
Available from @sockcouncil.bsky.social
Available from @sockcouncil.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Life's too short for boring socks...
Available from @sockcouncil.bsky.social
Available from @sockcouncil.bsky.social
Vintage Panini Serie A stickers
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Vintage Panini Serie A stickers
A very short winter break in the Bundesliga this season.
It still felt long and I can't wait for HSV's game this afternoon. The short trip to Freiburg means that, unlike the FCSP and Werder fans, the action restarts today! #nurderHSV ##aufgehtsHamburg
It still felt long and I can't wait for HSV's game this afternoon. The short trip to Freiburg means that, unlike the FCSP and Werder fans, the action restarts today! #nurderHSV ##aufgehtsHamburg
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
A very short winter break in the Bundesliga this season.
It still felt long and I can't wait for HSV's game this afternoon. The short trip to Freiburg means that, unlike the FCSP and Werder fans, the action restarts today! #nurderHSV ##aufgehtsHamburg
It still felt long and I can't wait for HSV's game this afternoon. The short trip to Freiburg means that, unlike the FCSP and Werder fans, the action restarts today! #nurderHSV ##aufgehtsHamburg
I don't often comment on national anthem singers but did the Aussies find the bloke who sang GSTK in the 1920s?
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I don't often comment on national anthem singers but did the Aussies find the bloke who sang GSTK in the 1920s?
AFCON changing the rules from penalty shoot outs to rugby conversions?
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
AFCON changing the rules from penalty shoot outs to rugby conversions?
Wolverhampton Wanderers clearly trying to distract from world events today.
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Wolverhampton Wanderers clearly trying to distract from world events today.
A late contender for hero of the year. The landlord of a Bedford pub who refused to serve Stephen Yaxley Lennon aka Tommy Robinson and had him chucked out on Monday. Bravo!
I wouldn't throw someone out because of their politics but I would due to their antidemocratic methods & brazen fakery.
I wouldn't throw someone out because of their politics but I would due to their antidemocratic methods & brazen fakery.
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A late contender for hero of the year. The landlord of a Bedford pub who refused to serve Stephen Yaxley Lennon aka Tommy Robinson and had him chucked out on Monday. Bravo!
I wouldn't throw someone out because of their politics but I would due to their antidemocratic methods & brazen fakery.
I wouldn't throw someone out because of their politics but I would due to their antidemocratic methods & brazen fakery.
I'm starting to lose count of how many Premier League goals result from corners where the goalkeeper is spending more time pushing opposition players than actually being in position and looking at where the ball is coming from. #CHEBOU
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm starting to lose count of how many Premier League goals result from corners where the goalkeeper is spending more time pushing opposition players than actually being in position and looking at where the ball is coming from. #CHEBOU
HSV News on FB posted this.
Frohes Fest!
Frohes Fest!
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
HSV News on FB posted this.
Frohes Fest!
Frohes Fest!
Football tickets are much cheaper in Germany but with concert tickets*, it's the opposite way round.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Football tickets are much cheaper in Germany but with concert tickets*, it's the opposite way round.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
#HSV let Selke go as the top goalscorer in the 2.BL and now the rumour is we want a striker (Downs) who scored half as many.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
#HSV let Selke go as the top goalscorer in the 2.BL and now the rumour is we want a striker (Downs) who scored half as many.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
Nick Woltemade's top speed for Stuttgart this season: 28.8 km/h.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nick Woltemade's top speed for Stuttgart this season: 28.8 km/h.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
Baka blocker, then Vieira VAR error= Still 1:1
#nurderHSV
#nurderHSV
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Baka blocker, then Vieira VAR error= Still 1:1
#nurderHSV
#nurderHSV
The kind of foul that Schär did to prevent Chelsea from counter attacking has to be a perfect example of a tactical foul that deserves a yellow card, doesn't it?
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The kind of foul that Schär did to prevent Chelsea from counter attacking has to be a perfect example of a tactical foul that deserves a yellow card, doesn't it?
Slightly off topic for me but the Christmas edition of The Six Million Dollar Man is a lost classic.
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Slightly off topic for me but the Christmas edition of The Six Million Dollar Man is a lost classic.
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
If we're supposed to defend deep when we play away from home, Capaldo needs to be level with Vušković and Torunarigha should never be to the right of Vušković. That's how you concede 2 soft goals #nurderHSV
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If we're supposed to defend deep when we play away from home, Capaldo needs to be level with Vušković and Torunarigha should never be to the right of Vušković. That's how you concede 2 soft goals #nurderHSV