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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿
@martincostello.com
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Software Developer. Nerd. Cynic. Has lovely, soft, floppy ears. Nerdy on main, 24/7. Rainbow person. I help .NET o11y 🔭 at 📈ana. He/him/his. HONK 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💻
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Olds fashioned*

*only 1 illustrated
An old fashioned in a glass, garnished with two cherries and orange peel
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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🎁✅
A bunch of presents, acceptably wrapped, under a Christmas tree
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Marge and Homer Simpson naked, but their modesty is preserved by moving garden ornaments
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Les enfants rient en français
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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13 days off work. Which Marge will I be?
Marge Simpson, stressed, sat in mid air watching the television, but there’s no seat underneath her Marge Simpson, bored and worried, drinking a glass of red wine in a fancy kitchen Marge Simpson, eating ice cream and drinking tequila in a bath Marge Simpson, sat emotionless on a stool next to the ruins of a Chanel dress that’s been destroyed by a sewing machine
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Of COURSE I got the most boring colour possible poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
The colour “Ultimate gray”
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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From last night’s work Christmas dinner, this is probably the largest portion of lasagne I’ve ever been served.
A huge slab of lasagne, drowning in grated cheese
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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A decade? 🤯
I’m on a 3,650 day learning streak on Duolingo
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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✨Festive✨
Captain Jean-Luc Picard, stood in a Victorian Christmas scene. Annoying children are thankfully out of shot.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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FINALLY. My poor thumbs.
The game completion screen for Hollow Knight: Silksong. 100% completion in 190 hours, 41 minutes and 10 seconds. 🥲🙃
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Couldn’t help but remind me of this photo of me as a baby-obviously-going-to-be-a-gay
A child (me) in a jumper, smart trousers and bow tie stood in a corner next to a door
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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That’s a lot of book:
Three books: - Cloud Native DevOps with Kubernetes - Go by Example - Advanced Algorithms and Data Structures
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Like this?
The mannequin from Mannequin sat in a shop window display, F slur pose.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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What in the hell is this?
A screenshot from Duolingo: “Earn rewards for Duolingo and Genshin Impact!”
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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@blowdart.me perfect for your tree
A plush Christmas tree decoration, which is a tin of beans labelled “eat your beans”. It’s styled like a can of Heinz Baked Beans.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Found where you live on this map:
A stylised city map, with an area labelled “Flop Quarter”
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Oh no, I’m turning into my dad:
An SMS conversation that is just 👍 emojis being sent back and forth
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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This one is probably the most appropriate
George Bluth Senior from Arrested Development telling Michael Bluth “Daddy horny, Michael”
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Rude. Accurate, but rude. #SpotifyWrapped
My Spotify wrapped, saying my “listening age” is 40 💀
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Homer Simpson watching the TV saying the Marge and Bart “BECAUSE OF ME, NOW THEY HAVE A WARNING.”
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Laziness struck and we’ll do the rest tomorrow, BUT: 🎄✨
An illuminated Christmas tree covered in baubles, topped by a star
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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It begins:
An assorted box of Christmas decorations such as tinsel and baubles
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The curse’d commute home:
A screenshot from CityMapper that says “19 stops to East Croydon Bus Station”
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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When your friend’s dog knows you have pizza:
A whippet sat in their bed, looking towards the camera expectantly
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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@secretfox23.bsky.social *ébouriffe*
A screenshot from Duolingo in French showing the sentence “Eddy laughs and ruffles Junior’s hair”
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM