Half man, half flapjack
martinbotting.bsky.social
Half man, half flapjack
@martinbotting.bsky.social
Mostly Harmless. On the South Downs, down south.
Narrator, “It didn’t happen.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
December 18th would suit me better if we can all agree on that?
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
No, I’m Sandra Bullock
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
They’ve become… sentient. AI. Amorim Intelligence. Shouldn’t be too hard to overcome.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Thought that said tasered off. I did a lol.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I went to a Geophysics one at Edinburgh Uni once. I was so chuffed that I understood what the lecturer was teaching and not being bamboozled by a foreign subject.
September 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wiv Diyana n the angels now 😭
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Sounds about right 👍
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
*Stands up and applauds*
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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"There is not a free speech crisis in the UK. Keir Starmer has not shut down GB News," Ruskin says. Farage seems "most at home with the autocrats and dictators of this world", he adds. If he's serious about the Online Safety Act, he should be in parliament, he says, not here.
September 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Would you like a hand? How about something like, ‘The faded flag of St George flapped lamely in the breeze above the flat roof pub.’ Or is that a bit too controversial?
August 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I lived in Grimsby for 6 months or so in the 90’s. The council proclaimed Grimsby as Europe's Food Town because of the amount of food manufacturers based there. The fish and chips were the best anywhere mind, and the trawlermen - let’s just say you could smell when they’d come off a boat…
August 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
…cable-tied to an overpass
August 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Chido Obi
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
And they can’t get the wrappers open
August 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM