None of them want the ball. Lad who got mugged for the goal had no-one showing for him. They all just ran away from it.

He's talented, but he's a whining little bastard. Every time he was tackled he was at the ref or the lino. Symptomatic of Chelsea's collective attitude tonight. They thought they'd roll us over and got a major shock.

I thought I'd heard that he can't play for another club this season as he's already played for Liverpool and Villa. I could be making this up.

See also: Pavement were better than The Fall

I don't think it would be possible to come up with a better insult than "what a fuckin' rotter..." even if it had been scripted

Definitely a coating off.

There's a version with some commentary from Steve Jones where he describes himself as having "fucking coated (Grundy) off".

No, me either...

It's very "on brand" that the writers of the NME didn't consider Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana worthy of that list, but included a bit of Shaka Demus and Pliers and Shaggy