Marshal Burr
@marshalburr.bsky.social
Kinesiologist who chose cartoons over a PhD 🦾 | Aggressive Cuddler 🥋| baking enthusiast 🍰 | Always bumping into doorframes 🐻
30 M | NSFW 🔞
30 M | NSFW 🔞
Insane how rapidly using AI turns your entire brain to slime
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Insane how rapidly using AI turns your entire brain to slime
For me;
Beginning to end, there wasn’t any hook to convince me to watch the next episode. I did so out of obligation and hope that some nugget would prove rewarding.
Beginning to end, there wasn’t any hook to convince me to watch the next episode. I did so out of obligation and hope that some nugget would prove rewarding.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
For me;
Beginning to end, there wasn’t any hook to convince me to watch the next episode. I did so out of obligation and hope that some nugget would prove rewarding.
Beginning to end, there wasn’t any hook to convince me to watch the next episode. I did so out of obligation and hope that some nugget would prove rewarding.
Theyre all on the same team and everything they do is pageantry to keep all of us peasants compliant and docile
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Theyre all on the same team and everything they do is pageantry to keep all of us peasants compliant and docile
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well…. I do love making fun of the British…. So that’s fair
Well…. I do love making fun of the British…. So that’s fair
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well…. I do love making fun of the British…. So that’s fair
Well…. I do love making fun of the British…. So that’s fair
The thing about satire “predicting the future” is that it’s just commenting on the current truths that people refuse to lay eyes upon
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The thing about satire “predicting the future” is that it’s just commenting on the current truths that people refuse to lay eyes upon
Well that was fast
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Well that was fast
Surely a sign of good times ahead
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Surely a sign of good times ahead
I’m so tired but so much at this shit
Just exhausted of seeing everyone else gasp like they’ve discovered something unthinkable as if the pattern of this shit hasn’t been out in the open for the last 8+ years
Just exhausted of seeing everyone else gasp like they’ve discovered something unthinkable as if the pattern of this shit hasn’t been out in the open for the last 8+ years
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m so tired but so much at this shit
Just exhausted of seeing everyone else gasp like they’ve discovered something unthinkable as if the pattern of this shit hasn’t been out in the open for the last 8+ years
Just exhausted of seeing everyone else gasp like they’ve discovered something unthinkable as if the pattern of this shit hasn’t been out in the open for the last 8+ years
I feel like I’m being gas lit because this HAS to be an April fools joke
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I feel like I’m being gas lit because this HAS to be an April fools joke
They’re all playing the same game against us with the same goal.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They’re all playing the same game against us with the same goal.
CW: broken bone, injury
He made us take a picture right ahead of loading him into the car to be taken to the hospital.
He also wanted me to smile
He made us take a picture right ahead of loading him into the car to be taken to the hospital.
He also wanted me to smile
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
CW: broken bone, injury
He made us take a picture right ahead of loading him into the car to be taken to the hospital.
He also wanted me to smile
He made us take a picture right ahead of loading him into the car to be taken to the hospital.
He also wanted me to smile
New Democrat logo drop
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
New Democrat logo drop
These idiots make me want to commit arson
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
These idiots make me want to commit arson
Bsky moderation is something
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Bsky moderation is something
These gd things are so fucking stupid I hate it
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
These gd things are so fucking stupid I hate it
Stepped outside to water the plants and it’s much more noticeable
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Stepped outside to water the plants and it’s much more noticeable
In my second match I did something to my toe, probably just hyperextended it) but it started hurting. Went through the third match, putting up with it. Today it’s swollen and turning purple haha
Still gonna tape it up and go train today
Still gonna tape it up and go train today
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In my second match I did something to my toe, probably just hyperextended it) but it started hurting. Went through the third match, putting up with it. Today it’s swollen and turning purple haha
Still gonna tape it up and go train today
Still gonna tape it up and go train today
My second round sub. I was feeling very tired and I hate that I paddy caked on my feet for 3 minutes before taking him down.
Just gotta get better at takedowns
Just gotta get better at takedowns
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My second round sub. I was feeling very tired and I hate that I paddy caked on my feet for 3 minutes before taking him down.
Just gotta get better at takedowns
Just gotta get better at takedowns
My second round sub. I was feeling very tired and I hate that I paddy caked on my feet for 3 minutes before taking him down.
Just gotta get better at takedowns
Just gotta get better at takedowns
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My second round sub. I was feeling very tired and I hate that I paddy caked on my feet for 3 minutes before taking him down.
Just gotta get better at takedowns
Just gotta get better at takedowns
The sequence that won me the finals.
Got me with that sloppy twist fall but I gottem back
I never think the Americana will hit, but I know for a fact they’re gonna straighten their arm to defend it; so I’ll violin that sucka.
Got me with that sloppy twist fall but I gottem back
I never think the Americana will hit, but I know for a fact they’re gonna straighten their arm to defend it; so I’ll violin that sucka.
October 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The sequence that won me the finals.
Got me with that sloppy twist fall but I gottem back
I never think the Americana will hit, but I know for a fact they’re gonna straighten their arm to defend it; so I’ll violin that sucka.
Got me with that sloppy twist fall but I gottem back
I never think the Americana will hit, but I know for a fact they’re gonna straighten their arm to defend it; so I’ll violin that sucka.