MarsAdvent
@marsadvent.bsky.social
18+ Excessively horny yet socially anxious Seattle gaymer, kinkster, dungeon master (before you ask which kind, the answer is yes). Lover of music, horror, fantasy, game nights, and social nudity. Avid astrologer, tarot reader, meditator, and musician
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a threesome would not fix me, but it would be really nice and appreciated
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
a threesome would not fix me, but it would be really nice and appreciated
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Fun tidbit of personal lore--I enjoy lockpicking as a hobby. It's a puzzle and keeps my hands busy, kinda scratching a similar itch to knitting for me (I do knit, as well). Less fun tidbit--lots of padlocks you can buy at big box stores are a stiff breeze away from just falling open
December 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fun tidbit of personal lore--I enjoy lockpicking as a hobby. It's a puzzle and keeps my hands busy, kinda scratching a similar itch to knitting for me (I do knit, as well). Less fun tidbit--lots of padlocks you can buy at big box stores are a stiff breeze away from just falling open
I don't exactly want to *die* necessarily, but I can't help but feel it would be very lovely to have never existed, you know? Just WoT balefire my thread out of the Pattern, Thanos snap me so hard my entire timeline is deleted. I'm tired, y'all.
December 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don't exactly want to *die* necessarily, but I can't help but feel it would be very lovely to have never existed, you know? Just WoT balefire my thread out of the Pattern, Thanos snap me so hard my entire timeline is deleted. I'm tired, y'all.
Holy fuck, I need someone to swap loads with before isolation and current events drive me absolutely batshit. The stress literally has me clawing at the walls (of course, the stress also has me stressed beyond belief, but what can you do)
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Holy fuck, I need someone to swap loads with before isolation and current events drive me absolutely batshit. The stress literally has me clawing at the walls (of course, the stress also has me stressed beyond belief, but what can you do)
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Listen, if you're down to jam with me or give me lessons for whatever instrument, that's like a 10x multiplier for attraction. I fucking love making music, and have a significant dearth of people to practice with.
Sometimes I play variations of Tori Amos in the nude 🤷🏻♂️
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Listen, if you're down to jam with me or give me lessons for whatever instrument, that's like a 10x multiplier for attraction. I fucking love making music, and have a significant dearth of people to practice with.
Cats destroyed my last (glass) pipe when they somehow toppled the huge-ass dresser it was sitting on, so I decided to treat myself to a nice cherry wood churchwarden. I love it so far 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Cats destroyed my last (glass) pipe when they somehow toppled the huge-ass dresser it was sitting on, so I decided to treat myself to a nice cherry wood churchwarden. I love it so far 🥰
Honestly, my social anxiety is genuinely the only thing keeping me from being a big ol' fulfilled ethical slut in practice. I really need some help working on that 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Honestly, my social anxiety is genuinely the only thing keeping me from being a big ol' fulfilled ethical slut in practice. I really need some help working on that 🥺
Playing around with practicing anthro heads and expressions led to this little doodle of a Concerned Dog™️. Who is he? Why is he concerned? Is he a hard-boiled dogtective working a ruff case? A soul-worn, jaded dreamer whose hopes for a better world have long since been beaten down?
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Playing around with practicing anthro heads and expressions led to this little doodle of a Concerned Dog™️. Who is he? Why is he concerned? Is he a hard-boiled dogtective working a ruff case? A soul-worn, jaded dreamer whose hopes for a better world have long since been beaten down?
Started painting my silly little orc man. Still a work in progress, but progress is being made!
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Started painting my silly little orc man. Still a work in progress, but progress is being made!
Messing around with the Reilly method for sketching portraits from imagination. Here's line art for a cute little orc I drew up this morning--I'll probably paint him later today 💚
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Messing around with the Reilly method for sketching portraits from imagination. Here's line art for a cute little orc I drew up this morning--I'll probably paint him later today 💚
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If you do any sort of portrait/figure art, please feel free to give your opinions! Loomis vs. Reilly, what do you use more (if any) in your everyday practice and how/why? I get that they're related and each have their own merits, I'm just trying to suss out different use cases and what to focus on
October 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you do any sort of portrait/figure art, please feel free to give your opinions! Loomis vs. Reilly, what do you use more (if any) in your everyday practice and how/why? I get that they're related and each have their own merits, I'm just trying to suss out different use cases and what to focus on
Got the same result twice in a row, so I'm not gonna argue. I will say, though, I think I'd be more along the lines of a Cabin In The Woods stoner than anything else
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Got the same result twice in a row, so I'm not gonna argue. I will say, though, I think I'd be more along the lines of a Cabin In The Woods stoner than anything else
D&D party portraits so far. Leonin fighter with a cursed sword, tiny, oddly-gnomish warforged artificer/feral mechanical gremlin child, dandy and dapper wizard man with a magic revolver, and minotaur paladin (deity redacted because he worships a glamor shot photo of my irl husband).
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
D&D party portraits so far. Leonin fighter with a cursed sword, tiny, oddly-gnomish warforged artificer/feral mechanical gremlin child, dandy and dapper wizard man with a magic revolver, and minotaur paladin (deity redacted because he worships a glamor shot photo of my irl husband).
Anxiety and being on the spectrum are the absolute worst sometimes. I don't know if I'm more likely to die from pent-up sexual frustration after months without so much as a handy, or from a stress-induced heart attack brought on by the prospect of unfamiliar people in unfamiliar places
October 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Anxiety and being on the spectrum are the absolute worst sometimes. I don't know if I'm more likely to die from pent-up sexual frustration after months without so much as a handy, or from a stress-induced heart attack brought on by the prospect of unfamiliar people in unfamiliar places
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Let’s normalize breeding your friends
September 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Let’s normalize breeding your friends
Progress update on the dapper gunslinger wizard! Little by little, it's starting to look like something
September 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Progress update on the dapper gunslinger wizard! Little by little, it's starting to look like something
100%, and if your body is not cooperating with breeding, that's absolutely ok. I would by a wide margin prefer to swap head or hand jobs with someone than try to pressure them into something their body isn't up for. And your body acting like a normal human body should not at all be construed as lazy
Bottoms put in so much work prepping, they deserve to be appreciated and bred. 💕 #gay
September 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
100%, and if your body is not cooperating with breeding, that's absolutely ok. I would by a wide margin prefer to swap head or hand jobs with someone than try to pressure them into something their body isn't up for. And your body acting like a normal human body should not at all be construed as lazy
Another WIP of one of my party's D&D characters. This player requested no nudes or lewds, and while saddened, I respect that decision
This one's a dapper and straight-laced human(...ish?) wizard who casts spells Persona-style with an arcane revolver
This one's a dapper and straight-laced human(...ish?) wizard who casts spells Persona-style with an arcane revolver
September 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Another WIP of one of my party's D&D characters. This player requested no nudes or lewds, and while saddened, I respect that decision
This one's a dapper and straight-laced human(...ish?) wizard who casts spells Persona-style with an arcane revolver
This one's a dapper and straight-laced human(...ish?) wizard who casts spells Persona-style with an arcane revolver
So I *really* don't want to continue existing. The husband, however, is very against me tapping out of my own free will. So I guess I'm stuck waiting until my order's up naturally, and as much as I pray to what- or whomever might be listening, I keep waking up each morning
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So I *really* don't want to continue existing. The husband, however, is very against me tapping out of my own free will. So I guess I'm stuck waiting until my order's up naturally, and as much as I pray to what- or whomever might be listening, I keep waking up each morning
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I just want to watch my friends cum… is that asking too much?!
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I just want to watch my friends cum… is that asking too much?!