If they put a dance floor over his grave and charged for tickets, we'd be able to pay of the national debt.

I hope you're right, but that's a very small sample size from which to draw a conclusion.

I had a jazz gig in downtown Denver the evening of the Broncos’ first Super Bowl loss. Toughest crowd I ever faced.

Admirable consistency!

Impossible. Trump destroyed Isis.

For a cat, anything over 65% is an "A"!

Indeed!

Even that will not make him happy.

I used to thank Satan at the end of my 50-word theater bio for creating the conflict on which drama depended. My takeaway was that about one percent of people read 50-word bios to the end. (MY bio, anyway!)

My lip (I only have one, it’s a long story) is sealed!

Yes, let’s return to the days of more frequent and deeper recessions!

Preposterous! If he's not real, why are we all on our best behavior in anticipation of Christmas?!? It doesn't make sense!

Why Obama? According to the article, he was hired during the Bush 1 administration.

Such as run absolootly amuck?!?