this is what it's like living with him 🙄 (pls ignore my bunny voice)
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this is what it's like living with him 🙄 (pls ignore my bunny voice)
and a lobster in a pear tree
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
and a lobster in a pear tree
also we got free kunafeh
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
also we got free kunafeh
do you think I can get some aspirin here before I shake apart
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
do you think I can get some aspirin here before I shake apart
tfw you forget you're allergic to hay and you went on a hay cleaning rampage without a mask on and now you can barely breathe
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
tfw you forget you're allergic to hay and you went on a hay cleaning rampage without a mask on and now you can barely breathe
needy little creature
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
needy little creature
bag check didn't see my purse pigeon
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
bag check didn't see my purse pigeon
cute that they only gave me 6 spaces
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
cute that they only gave me 6 spaces
I didn't know christmas lizards(?) were a thing
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I didn't know christmas lizards(?) were a thing
this is your fault @wildandwired.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this is your fault @wildandwired.bsky.social
and for dessert, a pancake
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
and for dessert, a pancake
bunson is celebrating american thanksgiving by turning into a baked potato
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
bunson is celebrating american thanksgiving by turning into a baked potato
Nobody Wants This, gets it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nobody Wants This, gets it.
every day I'ma getting closer to taking a bath with a fucking toaster
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
every day I'ma getting closer to taking a bath with a fucking toaster
a story in 4 parts:
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
a story in 4 parts:
omg ted lasso reference
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
omg ted lasso reference
i beg your pardon!!! I'm used to toronto being ridiculous but this is a new low
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i beg your pardon!!! I'm used to toronto being ridiculous but this is a new low