Mark Wadler / Halcón Blanco
@markwadler.bsky.social
Stand-up comic, guitarist, political refugee, Pastafarian agitator for Peace & Love. On quest to find other Deadheads in CR 🇨🇷.
Sunrise 🇨🇷 November 27, 2025.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sunrise 🇨🇷 November 27, 2025.
Somebody check my math. Do we need three or four Republicans to resign from the House of Representatives for them to lose control?
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Somebody check my math. Do we need three or four Republicans to resign from the House of Representatives for them to lose control?
Come on GOP congressmen!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Come on GOP congressmen!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
Come on GOP congressmen!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Come on GOP congressmen!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
Be like Marjorie!
Resign, collect your pension, you don't need this crap anymore!
Unborn generations of Americans will adore you for it!
You can save the Constitution!
Elon Musk said today, "Well, it turns out DOGE didn't save the government any money, but look at the bright side: It killed off all the investigations into me, and we managed to starve a couple of million brown people to death."
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Elon Musk said today, "Well, it turns out DOGE didn't save the government any money, but look at the bright side: It killed off all the investigations into me, and we managed to starve a couple of million brown people to death."
It's funny how if you TRick someone into letting you take a dUMP in their head everyday, that's a TRUMP.
And WITKOFF sounds like a cross between someone whose WITs are turned OFF and dumkopf.
And how if some useful idiot got into office with help from the Russians we would say he had been PUT IN.
And WITKOFF sounds like a cross between someone whose WITs are turned OFF and dumkopf.
And how if some useful idiot got into office with help from the Russians we would say he had been PUT IN.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's funny how if you TRick someone into letting you take a dUMP in their head everyday, that's a TRUMP.
And WITKOFF sounds like a cross between someone whose WITs are turned OFF and dumkopf.
And how if some useful idiot got into office with help from the Russians we would say he had been PUT IN.
And WITKOFF sounds like a cross between someone whose WITs are turned OFF and dumkopf.
And how if some useful idiot got into office with help from the Russians we would say he had been PUT IN.
Investigate anyone who opposes me!
Execute anyone who opposes me!
HAIL HYDRA!!!
CUT OFF ONE HEAD AND TWO SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE!!!
Execute anyone who opposes me!
HAIL HYDRA!!!
CUT OFF ONE HEAD AND TWO SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Investigate anyone who opposes me!
Execute anyone who opposes me!
HAIL HYDRA!!!
CUT OFF ONE HEAD AND TWO SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE!!!
Execute anyone who opposes me!
HAIL HYDRA!!!
CUT OFF ONE HEAD AND TWO SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE!!!
I agree with every word.
It was obvious to me 9 years ago that Fascism and Complete Control was Trump's plan.
I have been crying this in the wilderness for almost a decade now.
"You are overreacting, Hippie", they told me.
It was obvious to me 9 years ago that Fascism and Complete Control was Trump's plan.
I have been crying this in the wilderness for almost a decade now.
"You are overreacting, Hippie", they told me.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I agree with every word.
It was obvious to me 9 years ago that Fascism and Complete Control was Trump's plan.
I have been crying this in the wilderness for almost a decade now.
"You are overreacting, Hippie", they told me.
It was obvious to me 9 years ago that Fascism and Complete Control was Trump's plan.
I have been crying this in the wilderness for almost a decade now.
"You are overreacting, Hippie", they told me.
As we slide into the future we need to understand classic science fiction.
"Grok" is the term in Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land for deep- immersive-perfect-understanding.
In 2001 A Space Odyssey the computer HAL9000 goes insane and begins killing people because it is fed lies.
"Grok" is the term in Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land for deep- immersive-perfect-understanding.
In 2001 A Space Odyssey the computer HAL9000 goes insane and begins killing people because it is fed lies.
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
As we slide into the future we need to understand classic science fiction.
"Grok" is the term in Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land for deep- immersive-perfect-understanding.
In 2001 A Space Odyssey the computer HAL9000 goes insane and begins killing people because it is fed lies.
"Grok" is the term in Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land for deep- immersive-perfect-understanding.
In 2001 A Space Odyssey the computer HAL9000 goes insane and begins killing people because it is fed lies.
Sundown 🇨🇷 November 21, 2025.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Sundown 🇨🇷 November 21, 2025.
HIZBLOOD!!!
Quiet, Piggy.
(Stolen. But not classified.)
Quiet, Piggy.
(Stolen. But not classified.)
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
HIZBLOOD!!!
Quiet, Piggy.
(Stolen. But not classified.)
Quiet, Piggy.
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Sundown 🇨🇷 November 20, 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sundown 🇨🇷 November 20, 2025.
It is like a Terminator movie.
Don't count the monster out until the credits roll.
Don't count the monster out until the credits roll.
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It is like a Terminator movie.
Don't count the monster out until the credits roll.
Don't count the monster out until the credits roll.
Or a Dodo in a dumpster fire.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Or a Dodo in a dumpster fire.
This is fine.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is fine.
Sunrise 🇨🇷 November 9, 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sunrise 🇨🇷 November 9, 2025.
Sunrise 🇨🇷 November 8,2025.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sunrise 🇨🇷 November 8,2025.
I know I'm in reruns, but I can't get enough of this:
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I know I'm in reruns, but I can't get enough of this:
Stolen. But not classified.
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Stolen. But not classified.
