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Markus Eichhorn
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Ecologist, author, tree watcher. Shill for Big Forest. Writing another textbook on biodiversity and biogeography. It's always karaoke time. More at treesinspace.com
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It’s awful. I’ve finally decided I need to demo how bad it is. In my intro lecture, I have several in class activities where I show the students chat GPT output and have them identify what’s wrong.

This attempt at the carbon cycle was in this week’s classes.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Could it be an ivory-billed woodpecker?
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hat trick!
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'd be glad to never hear all the other stories told again. They were such a fixture of meetings and conferences for so many years that I'd prefer we found someone better to talk about.
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This isn't a partisan point either. It's that the political system doesn't allow a shutdown to happen. The civil service just carries on until government decides how it should change.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It's as if we learnt nothing from the 90s.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Congratulations, but as your bio points out, you've been a college prof for 30 years. Junior colleagues aren't playing the same game that we were.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Ant people are fun people. Is that Yvette? I'm very jealous.
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted by Markus Eichhorn
In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I always love it in a talk when someone says "I didn't know the answer to this so I asked ChatGPT" because it means I can take a nap.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM