Mark Takahashi
@marktakahashi.bsky.social
A little bit of everything. Automotive journalist.
At this point, I’m hoping NATO will save everyone here in the U.S. from tyranny.
January 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
At this point, I’m hoping NATO will save everyone here in the U.S. from tyranny.
Thankfully, less than half of my predictions came true.
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Thankfully, less than half of my predictions came true.
Portland is the new Ghorman?
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Portland is the new Ghorman?
Merrick Garland is responsible for a lot of the mess we’re in right now.
September 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Merrick Garland is responsible for a lot of the mess we’re in right now.
If you’re a Star Wars fan and disagree with Disney doing the bidding of a tyrant, you can pause your account. If there’s no acceptable resolution, I’m going to just cancel it and pirate future SW content.
September 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you’re a Star Wars fan and disagree with Disney doing the bidding of a tyrant, you can pause your account. If there’s no acceptable resolution, I’m going to just cancel it and pirate future SW content.
Now live on Car and Driver: my take on the quad-motor Rivians. www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a652...
www.caranddriver.com
July 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Now live on Car and Driver: my take on the quad-motor Rivians. www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a652...
Sound up for this timeline cleanse: youtube.com/shorts/QMJ-3...
RED HOT BALL VS ALOE VERA GEL😨| #Shorts
YouTube video by STEVE RYAN
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April 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sound up for this timeline cleanse: youtube.com/shorts/QMJ-3...
Never in the field of human progress was so much destroyed by so few
April 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Never in the field of human progress was so much destroyed by so few
There’s nothing like taking an uber crosstown to dinner because you know you’ll be drinking, only to get in a car with someone who drives demonstrably worse and is more likely to get you killed
April 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There’s nothing like taking an uber crosstown to dinner because you know you’ll be drinking, only to get in a car with someone who drives demonstrably worse and is more likely to get you killed
When I see such an abrupt dropoff, I assume data transmission has been lost. This? Ah, well, that’s just Trump 2.0.
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When I see such an abrupt dropoff, I assume data transmission has been lost. This? Ah, well, that’s just Trump 2.0.
I dunno...I think today I'll just blame everything on white people.
April 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I dunno...I think today I'll just blame everything on white people.
Dear rest of the world: (pointing behind a hushed palm) we’re not with him.
April 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dear rest of the world: (pointing behind a hushed palm) we’re not with him.
At this point, I’d rather have a VinFast than a Tesla.
April 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
At this point, I’d rather have a VinFast than a Tesla.
In my odd research tonight, I discovered that there’s a dive center in Thailand with the url “idcphuket”
March 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
In my odd research tonight, I discovered that there’s a dive center in Thailand with the url “idcphuket”
In lighter news, start saving up now for the opening next year. This was the most creative reimagining of an opera that I've ever seen. Join FancyMark on May 20th, 2026 if you dare.
www.laopera.org/performances...
www.laopera.org/performances...
The Magic Flute - LA Opera - LA Opera
In The Magic Flute, the final opera by Mozart, Tamino and Papageno face off against the Queen of the Night. Get tickets for this epic production at LA Opera
www.laopera.org
March 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In lighter news, start saving up now for the opening next year. This was the most creative reimagining of an opera that I've ever seen. Join FancyMark on May 20th, 2026 if you dare.
www.laopera.org/performances...
www.laopera.org/performances...
So the NGAD, the next step in air superiority, is being designated the F-47 to appease the Cheeto-in-Chief? Yeah, ok private bone spurs, F Forty Seven.
March 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So the NGAD, the next step in air superiority, is being designated the F-47 to appease the Cheeto-in-Chief? Yeah, ok private bone spurs, F Forty Seven.
Trying to get ahead of things. Is there a way to request I get sent to a concentration camp with cool people?
March 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trying to get ahead of things. Is there a way to request I get sent to a concentration camp with cool people?
Elon Musk is building what I termed the Deplorian Diner on Santa Monica and Orange. Please submit your menu suggestions. I’ll start: Egg whites only, corned beef fash, eggs Benedict Arnold…
March 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Elon Musk is building what I termed the Deplorian Diner on Santa Monica and Orange. Please submit your menu suggestions. I’ll start: Egg whites only, corned beef fash, eggs Benedict Arnold…
Just fired my doctor. Reunited with The Cheese Store of Beverly Hills to get me back in “shape”.
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just fired my doctor. Reunited with The Cheese Store of Beverly Hills to get me back in “shape”.
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Someone Kia-ed his Tesla!
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Someone Kia-ed his Tesla!
Changing my LinkedIn to Insurgent freedom fighter
March 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Changing my LinkedIn to Insurgent freedom fighter