Mark St. John
@markstjohn.bsky.social
GQ's 2023 "Pickled Okra Enjoyer of the Year" winner.
The Beast is a great track. One round had me exhausting the entire dictionary of curse words I know.
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The Beast is a great track. One round had me exhausting the entire dictionary of curse words I know.
I am stuffed but would make room to destroy a few bowls of this
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am stuffed but would make room to destroy a few bowls of this
Reposted by Mark St. John
Last night someone stole all the eggs out of my fridge, but they left a saucepan full of warm water.
I think it was poachers.
I think it was poachers.
February 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Last night someone stole all the eggs out of my fridge, but they left a saucepan full of warm water.
I think it was poachers.
I think it was poachers.
Sturdy units. For me, the thing about the Keen boots I like is the wide toe box. Enjoy them things.
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sturdy units. For me, the thing about the Keen boots I like is the wide toe box. Enjoy them things.
I wish you success in online combat against the bidding foe, thats a beaut.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wish you success in online combat against the bidding foe, thats a beaut.
hell yeah, which one?
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
hell yeah, which one?
You leave the author of "Pat Summeralls True-Value Sports Stars" collection books out of this mess!
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You leave the author of "Pat Summeralls True-Value Sports Stars" collection books out of this mess!
He had ushers throw me and a friend out when he was a pitching coach with the M's. All we were doing was gently reminding them that they were on pace to be a 100 loss, historically bad bullpen. We didn't even mention...the other stuff. Such a dork.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
He had ushers throw me and a friend out when he was a pitching coach with the M's. All we were doing was gently reminding them that they were on pace to be a 100 loss, historically bad bullpen. We didn't even mention...the other stuff. Such a dork.
If I am at your toilet, please believe I am going to fashion a gauntlet of TP to tackle even the lightest of jobs.
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If I am at your toilet, please believe I am going to fashion a gauntlet of TP to tackle even the lightest of jobs.
Wise County has a particular nuance now.
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wise County has a particular nuance now.
I do know an adult, a long time friend who decided after 45+ years that they were a Mormon. They also have become very vocal about a particular form of nationalism and suddenly care about the ethno-state.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I do know an adult, a long time friend who decided after 45+ years that they were a Mormon. They also have become very vocal about a particular form of nationalism and suddenly care about the ethno-state.
This is the correct way to Saturday.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is the correct way to Saturday.
what an elite skip-day
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what an elite skip-day
I am a month into my migration, and other than a few annoyances, which are primarily due to my advanced age and lack of attention, it has been terrific.
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I am a month into my migration, and other than a few annoyances, which are primarily due to my advanced age and lack of attention, it has been terrific.
I do not trust anyone in our industry who does not have gallows humor. That is my mandatory minimum on trusting someone new.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I do not trust anyone in our industry who does not have gallows humor. That is my mandatory minimum on trusting someone new.
Got the apron on for game time activities and an army of coffee-making apparatus at the ready to get into the "cortisol-powered chef" zone.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Got the apron on for game time activities and an army of coffee-making apparatus at the ready to get into the "cortisol-powered chef" zone.
I just housed a pint of pecan praline vanilla today. I would fuck up a butterscotch 'scream
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just housed a pint of pecan praline vanilla today. I would fuck up a butterscotch 'scream
No, I don't even know where this is at and it's probably 1,500 miles from me. I am however an ice cream junkie who leans savory and salty so this is sending me.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No, I don't even know where this is at and it's probably 1,500 miles from me. I am however an ice cream junkie who leans savory and salty so this is sending me.
You honestly have to try them all. Twice.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You honestly have to try them all. Twice.
Snake & minion method both are worth experimenting with over time as well. Kettles can do it all. Happy T-Day.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Snake & minion method both are worth experimenting with over time as well. Kettles can do it all. Happy T-Day.